Today, I noticed my nephew has blue eyes, freckles and dimples which don't run in my family or my sister's husband's family, but they do run in my husband's family. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my wife and I both have blond hair and blue eyes, we just had a red headed son. FML
Today, I ran into a friend that I hadn't seen in about 5 years. She had her 4-year-old son with her. I couldn’t help but notice her son looked almost identical to mine. He even had a very distinct facial feature that my husband has as well. What are the odds all three of them have the same defect? FML
Today, as I was perusing old photos with my mother, I found one of her with a "childhood friend" at her wedding to my dad. Now I know where my green eyes and blotchy neck birthmark came from, and it's not from the man I’ve been calling "dad" for 40 years. FML
Today, after always laughing when my mom told me to avoid dating any guy with green eyes and thinking it was some weird prejudice, she told me the truth. My father cheated and had at least six other kids. They all have green eyes and look alike. FML
Today, my niece started crying because she thought that someday she'll look like me. FML
Today, my family is too damn close. My uncle on my dad's side just got my aunt on my mum's side pregnant, three cousins from dad's side are dating three cousins from mum's side, and a half brother from my dad is marrying my half sister from my mum. We are the inbred rednecks of this town. FML
Today, I was complimented on my freckles. I don't actually have freckles, just a load of blackheads that won't go away. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend what she loves the most about me. She said it's the fact that I look like her cousin. FML
Today, I was chatting with my optician and it came up that eye colour is determined by parents eye colour, such as how blue and brown-eyed parents can’t make a green-eyed baby. My wife and I are blue and brown. Our 6 year-old has green eyes. I confronted her and she admitted she'd had an affair. FML
Today, my date told me I have a smile that "reminds him of his grandma." Then he showed me a picture. I look exactly like her. FML
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theonlysweetpea 10
Run a DNA test on both. Then kick ass if your poor sweet nephew is your stepson.
negb 30
Maybe you're over reacting? Sorry :(
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Comments (220)
efemel94 7
I'm still waiting for some idiot to ask "is his name Oedipus?"
usmcgalie 0
That doesn't mean anything. I'm the only one in my family with blue eyes and freckles, but I'm a spitting image of my mother who acts exactly like my father. Doesn't mean that he cheated. Just like it doesn't mean that my mother cheated.
prinzess_fml 25
I agree. Because blue-eyes genes can be "hidden" for several generations. So this is totally possible. Hazel/brown/black eyes genes are NEVER hidden. If there is this gene then the baby will have dark eyes.
noncom 12
There is something called the recessive gene. Google it. DocBastard, correct me if I am wrong please.
Instagrants 8
It looks as though you're going to end up on the next episode of Jerry Springer.
lilpixie21 11
Well my fiancé blonde hair and 2 out of his 5 siblings are rangas, who picked up the genes from their Irish ancestors, and their mother nor the grandparents and so on of about 10 generations are rangas, it's just how genetics work, recessive gene or trait however you want to put it. First study biology then if you're unsure how about taking a DNA test
biglittlehead 12
Somebody didn't pay attention in biology class. Ever heard of recessive traits?
meagann01 4
Maury. Jokes aside... You shouldnt jump to conclusions that fast.
Sienna420 4
It could've been worse. Baby could have came out black!
lowie89 7
Not sure if you have Maury or Jerry springer in Australia but I think it's time to go on one of those shows and find out the truth!
beclaurela 18
Calm your **** and have a DNA test done. It could EASILY be something hidden in you family's gene pool. I realise you said it didn't run in the families, but it might and you don't know it.