Today, I noticed my nephew has blue eyes, freckles and dimples which don't run in my family or my sister's husband's family, but they do run in my husband's family. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my wife and I both have blond hair and blue eyes, we just had a red headed son. FML
Today, I ran into a friend that I hadn't seen in about 5 years. She had her 4-year-old son with her. I couldn’t help but notice her son looked almost identical to mine. He even had a very distinct facial feature that my husband has as well. What are the odds all three of them have the same defect? FML
Today, as I was perusing old photos with my mother, I found one of her with a "childhood friend" at her wedding to my dad. Now I know where my green eyes and blotchy neck birthmark came from, and it's not from the man I’ve been calling "dad" for 40 years. FML
Today, after always laughing when my mom told me to avoid dating any guy with green eyes and thinking it was some weird prejudice, she told me the truth. My father cheated and had at least six other kids. They all have green eyes and look alike. FML
Today, my niece started crying because she thought that someday she'll look like me. FML
Today, my family is too damn close. My uncle on my dad's side just got my aunt on my mum's side pregnant, three cousins from dad's side are dating three cousins from mum's side, and a half brother from my dad is marrying my half sister from my mum. We are the inbred rednecks of this town. FML
Today, I was complimented on my freckles. I don't actually have freckles, just a load of blackheads that won't go away. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend what she loves the most about me. She said it's the fact that I look like her cousin. FML
Today, I was chatting with my optician and it came up that eye colour is determined by parents eye colour, such as how blue and brown-eyed parents can’t make a green-eyed baby. My wife and I are blue and brown. Our 6 year-old has green eyes. I confronted her and she admitted she'd had an affair. FML
Today, I noticed that my boyfriend's sister looks at my ass more than my boyfriend does. FML
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Top comments
theonlysweetpea 10
Run a DNA test on both. Then kick ass if your poor sweet nephew is your stepson.
negb 30
Maybe you're over reacting? Sorry :(
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Comments (220)
Jewnut 0
you can have a ressecive gene show because when your cells are being made they shut off one of the two genes and sometimes that's the dominant gene
life_lol 0
Traits are like herpes, the shit jumps!!!!
tennischik211 11
Don't jump to conclusions.
jayisacooter 1
GOOD for your husband - having fun AND keeping it in the family - will make for fun family reunions!!!!!!!!
hotforkegger 4
**** what these ppl are saying if the kid looks like your husband take them to Maury!!! Or run your own at home DNA test they're like 35 dollars and it's only a mouth swab
Jirekianu2 19
Because we all know that there's never expression of genes from several generations back that seems uncommon in a family right? Before you start flipping the hell out. Ask yourself this question. Would demanding a paternity test ostracize you and make you look like a psycho?
ssnowywinter 0
My, looks like FML has a secret stash of genetics experts that I never knew existed!
annalily5 28
Or just people who didn't sleep through biology.
hotforkegger 4
This is true ^^ but you can do one without telling anyone then if it comes back he is the father freak the hell out My niece has blue eyes and curly blonde hair, my brother had sandy brown hair his wife has dark brown both have brown eyes you just never know what can happen during pregnancy
PROdigy81 4
Ur a dumbass, and suspicions can get you killed. Or In this case, divorced and branded a paranoid bitch
bwalb734 3
Huh