Today, I noticed my nephew has blue eyes, freckles and dimples which don't run in my family or my sister's husband's family, but they do run in my husband's family. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my wife and I both have blond hair and blue eyes, we just had a red headed son. FML
Today, I ran into a friend that I hadn't seen in about 5 years. She had her 4-year-old son with her. I couldn’t help but notice her son looked almost identical to mine. He even had a very distinct facial feature that my husband has as well. What are the odds all three of them have the same defect? FML
Today, as I was perusing old photos with my mother, I found one of her with a "childhood friend" at her wedding to my dad. Now I know where my green eyes and blotchy neck birthmark came from, and it's not from the man I’ve been calling "dad" for 40 years. FML
Today, after always laughing when my mom told me to avoid dating any guy with green eyes and thinking it was some weird prejudice, she told me the truth. My father cheated and had at least six other kids. They all have green eyes and look alike. FML
Today, my niece started crying because she thought that someday she'll look like me. FML
Today, my family is too damn close. My uncle on my dad's side just got my aunt on my mum's side pregnant, three cousins from dad's side are dating three cousins from mum's side, and a half brother from my dad is marrying my half sister from my mum. We are the inbred rednecks of this town. FML
Today, I was complimented on my freckles. I don't actually have freckles, just a load of blackheads that won't go away. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend what she loves the most about me. She said it's the fact that I look like her cousin. FML
Today, I was chatting with my optician and it came up that eye colour is determined by parents eye colour, such as how blue and brown-eyed parents can’t make a green-eyed baby. My wife and I are blue and brown. Our 6 year-old has green eyes. I confronted her and she admitted she'd had an affair. FML
Today, my date told me I have a smile that "reminds him of his grandma." Then he showed me a picture. I look exactly like her. FML
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theonlysweetpea 10
Run a DNA test on both. Then kick ass if your poor sweet nephew is your stepson.
negb 30
Maybe you're over reacting? Sorry :(
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Comments (220)
michaela9923 2
it's called genetics. sometimes that can happen.... read about it before you jump to conclusions. seriously.....
Maxxy928 7
Your sister and her husband could just both carry those recessive alleles. Just because they don't appear in your family physically doesn't mean you don't have them.
Jacksparrow72 21
Sometimes the resessive genes come out on top.
writergirl23 19
And this proves your husband cheated how ... ? It just sort of (maybe) proves your sister cheated.
LuNiTic 0
Ressive gene?
dellis44 7
genes can skip generations, don't be so quick to assume anything.
Jollymanroper 1
Stupid bitch is utterly stupid. gene for blue eyes is recessive stupid bitch.
davril2020 0
Blue eyes are determined by a recessive gene. Your sister and her husband only need to carry the gene to pass it on to their children, not actually have blue eyes.
UsernameHere234 13
It does not have to mean anything. All of those traits are "recessive" I do believe so it's still completely possible everything is fine
disparityx 0
Most of those are not dominant hereditary traits, could easily be that the recessive traits came through.