Today, I noticed my nephew has blue eyes, freckles and dimples which don't run in my family or my sister's husband's family, but they do run in my husband's family. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my wife and I both have blond hair and blue eyes, we just had a red headed son. FML
Today, I ran into a friend that I hadn't seen in about 5 years. She had her 4-year-old son with her. I couldn’t help but notice her son looked almost identical to mine. He even had a very distinct facial feature that my husband has as well. What are the odds all three of them have the same defect? FML
Today, as I was perusing old photos with my mother, I found one of her with a "childhood friend" at her wedding to my dad. Now I know where my green eyes and blotchy neck birthmark came from, and it's not from the man I’ve been calling "dad" for 40 years. FML
Today, after always laughing when my mom told me to avoid dating any guy with green eyes and thinking it was some weird prejudice, she told me the truth. My father cheated and had at least six other kids. They all have green eyes and look alike. FML
Today, my niece started crying because she thought that someday she'll look like me. FML
Today, my family is too damn close. My uncle on my dad's side just got my aunt on my mum's side pregnant, three cousins from dad's side are dating three cousins from mum's side, and a half brother from my dad is marrying my half sister from my mum. We are the inbred rednecks of this town. FML
Today, I was complimented on my freckles. I don't actually have freckles, just a load of blackheads that won't go away. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend what she loves the most about me. She said it's the fact that I look like her cousin. FML
Today, I was chatting with my optician and it came up that eye colour is determined by parents eye colour, such as how blue and brown-eyed parents can’t make a green-eyed baby. My wife and I are blue and brown. Our 6 year-old has green eyes. I confronted her and she admitted she'd had an affair. FML
Today, my date told me I have a smile that "reminds him of his grandma." Then he showed me a picture. I look exactly like her. FML
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Top comments
theonlysweetpea 10
Run a DNA test on both. Then kick ass if your poor sweet nephew is your stepson.
negb 30
Maybe you're over reacting? Sorry :(
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Comments (220)
ChristineAnn58 8
You guys are ******* IGNORANT AS HELL!! She said it DOESN'T RUN IN HER FAMILY OR HIS so obviously that means she's looked back on what their families look like. If you guys could read you would understand this.
cassiswimz 3
doesnt necessarily mean anything..... learn about genetics? recessive genes?
NinjaJellyfish 27
Blue eyes aren't recessive.
MrsSoulEvans 9
It probably runs through a lot of other people's families so I doubt there's anything to worry about
savlk 1
Actually blue eyes is a recessive trait, which means it has to be in both parents genes
doglover100 29
Genetics is weird like that.
Nederlander95 14
Request a maternity test. Don't assume until then.
thefmlman2011 37
Are you from Tasmania by any chance?
Geraldinehoney 11
Well there could be other reasons my sister has straight hair but no one in my mom or dads family does same with her eyes we all have brown or green not blue
TrustStolen 16
YDI For jumping to conclusions their is a easy logical answer to this