Today, I noticed my nephew has blue eyes, freckles and dimples which don't run in my family or my sister's husband's family, but they do run in my husband's family. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my wife and I both have blond hair and blue eyes, we just had a red headed son. FML
Today, I ran into a friend that I hadn't seen in about 5 years. She had her 4-year-old son with her. I couldn’t help but notice her son looked almost identical to mine. He even had a very distinct facial feature that my husband has as well. What are the odds all three of them have the same defect? FML
Today, as I was perusing old photos with my mother, I found one of her with a "childhood friend" at her wedding to my dad. Now I know where my green eyes and blotchy neck birthmark came from, and it's not from the man I’ve been calling "dad" for 40 years. FML
Today, after always laughing when my mom told me to avoid dating any guy with green eyes and thinking it was some weird prejudice, she told me the truth. My father cheated and had at least six other kids. They all have green eyes and look alike. FML
Today, my niece started crying because she thought that someday she'll look like me. FML
Today, my family is too damn close. My uncle on my dad's side just got my aunt on my mum's side pregnant, three cousins from dad's side are dating three cousins from mum's side, and a half brother from my dad is marrying my half sister from my mum. We are the inbred rednecks of this town. FML
Today, I was complimented on my freckles. I don't actually have freckles, just a load of blackheads that won't go away. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend what she loves the most about me. She said it's the fact that I look like her cousin. FML
Today, I was chatting with my optician and it came up that eye colour is determined by parents eye colour, such as how blue and brown-eyed parents can’t make a green-eyed baby. My wife and I are blue and brown. Our 6 year-old has green eyes. I confronted her and she admitted she'd had an affair. FML
Today, my date told me I have a smile that "reminds him of his grandma." Then he showed me a picture. I look exactly like her. FML
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Top comments
theonlysweetpea 10
Run a DNA test on both. Then kick ass if your poor sweet nephew is your stepson.
negb 30
Maybe you're over reacting? Sorry :(
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Comments (220)
natsaysheyyy 16
Maybe it wasn't your husband she was cheating with...could be any random guy with blue eyes and freckles.
laurenmacias 0
The family is REAL close!
hateevryone 15
Soooo what do you conclude?
Savannabooh 0
Choke dat hoe. Then get your sister!
xLifesABitchx 5
Actually, blue eyes are recessive. Therefore, in order for a baby to have blue eyes they must receive the gene from both parents. It can skip generations so maybe no one in your immediate family has blue eyes, but if your nephew from your sister has blue eyes then the gene DOES run in your family. Sorry to burst your bubble.
jquibell 2
Blue eyes have to run on both sides of the family line to produce blue eyed children.
Fricktion 3
Since when were dimples genetic? All the people I know with dimples are the only ones in their family with them. I never used to have dimples until I had to start smiling a lot for work and all that shit.
miengurl 0
today my sister tried to lick my ear so creepy
alliecat1876 2
Ooo amma love this episode of 'Family Feud'
CamdenMarie 6
I would be slightly more concerned if your husband had blue eyes, freckles, and dimples, but even then those traits could be recessive on your sister's husband's family, or even your own. I have blonde hair and blue eyes, and my mom, dad and brother all have brown hair and green eyes. It doesn't mean anything, traits come from many different family members.