Today, I not only absent-mindedly tried to scrub the natural suntan from my arm, I also spent several long seconds wondering why it wouldn't come free. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as I finished putting self tanner on my legs, the phone rang. Telemarketer. After returning to the bathroom I put moisturizer on my face. As I looked in the mirror, I soon realized I'd forgotten to wash my hands. My face is now streaky orange. FML
Today, while taking a shower, my back hair caused so much friction against the bar of soap, it stuck for a good second before coming free. FML
Today, I was getting ready for the school swimming carnival and was running very late. I reached for my deodorant and sprayed it on. It was only when I was at the pool that I realized I had accidentally grabbed the spray tan and covered my underarms in it. FML
Today, I shaved off the beard I had been forced to grow over the past 3 weeks due to forgetting my razor when away. Fifteen minutes in, with half my beard gone, I realised I had got a tan everywhere but my beard. I now have a large white patch on my face. FML
Today, I got my make-up remover wipes mixed up with my sister's self-tan wipes. I am currently watching my face slowly turn orange and there is nothing I can do about it. FML
Today, I thought I could make my own skincare products from scratch, but I ended up with a weird, greasy concoction, which left a red mark on my hands. It's been two hours and the mark is still there, despite several washes. FML
Today, and for the past few days, my skin has been all blotchy and messed up so I tried a new face mask that was supposed to peel off easily. It ended up sticking to my skin like glue. I spent hours in front of the mirror trying to peel it off, one painful sliver at a time. FML
Today, I spent twenty minutes looking in the mirror trying to remove a blackhead from my chin. It was a freckle. FML
Today, I tried a self-tanner in an attempt to rid myself of my ghost-white legs. I got my wish, but instead of a warm golden tan, I have red, swollen, lobster-like marks sticking out from the bottom half of my torso. FML
Today, I decided to try a self-tanning lotion my friend had recommended. I put it on, and decided to take a nap. I woke up later and checked myself in the mirror, expecting to see a new, more tanned version of myself. I didn't. I'm now orange. FML
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nictransitglory 4
Intelligence is only skin deep.... So keep scrubbing
Kiki242 19
Really? Sounds like something snooki would do.
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ellytoad 13
Redeem yourself-- say you were joking.
monkeytater96 23
I've done that before too. I'm black/white so I'm always tan AND the lighting in my bathroom is horrible so I actually do that a lot. So don't feel.
monkeytater96 23
I've done that before too. I'm black/white so I'm always tan AND the lighting in my bathroom is horrible so I actually do that a lot. So don't feel.
86ed 4
If you spent time thinking about why it wouldn't come off...you weren't doing it absentmindedly.
aniseh_fml_fml 6
Lube!!!
ilovepandaz 2
Im not even gonna lie, I've done this before. I spend at least an hour or two outside everyday so my tan wont go away.
Jazzypants14 0
I just found myself wondering why it your sun ran wasnt comming off, your not alone ._.
JDawg113 0
I'm wondering if you're one of those people who think they lost their phone when they've got it in their hand......
doglover100 29
Why?