Today, I nailed every single move in my routine at a gymnastics competition. I then finished off with a perfect split, letting out a fart loud enough to wake up a kid in China. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, in dance class, the instructor asked me to demonstrate the splits to the group. I slid down, my legs opening wider as I descended. I then loudly farted for the full 5 seconds it took to reach the ground. FML
Today, I was working out at the gym doing squats. There was a girl there that I wanted to impress so I loaded up the bar with a lot of weight and began to do my squat. As I was going down I farted so loud that I began to laugh and fell backwards. Everyone in the room just stared at me. FML
Today, I attempted to break the record for the heaviest squat in my local gym. A small crowd witnessed me breaking the record as well as releasing a huge fart. FML
Today, during gymnastics tryouts, I tried one last move to impress the judge, jumped up but landed crotch first on the beam. I fell off, curled up in pain while everyone just stayed frozen, still waiting on the judge's pick. She barely glanced at me then picked the girl next to me, who ran off happy. FML
Today, I decided to push myself and go to a morning yoga class, despite suffering from horrible insomnia for the past few nights. During child’s pose, I fell dead asleep on my mat and only woke up because I ripped a comedically loud fart and startled myself. FML
Today, I realized that I can still do the splits. Why? Because I fell down an entire flight of stairs, everyone in the hall saw me land and applauded. Someone even shouted "and she sticks the landing." FML
Today, before class I was trying to prove I can twist myself like the people on the front of my anatomy textbook, I got onto a table and twisted my ankles behind my head. Everyone seemed impressed until I farted so loudly that it echoed in the hallway. I couldn't get my legs unstuck. FML
Today, I went to the gym and accidentally farted during yoga class. Everyone looked at me and the instructor said, "Let's all take a moment to appreciate the power of core strength." FML
Today, I accidentally farted in the middle of class. Thinking I got away with it, I just kept doing my work until some kid across the room says, "I could have done better." FML
Today, I was the only girl in gym class who couldn't lift the weight, and the only one to fart multiple times during the attempt. FML
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kballa21 2
Better lay off those beans...
RadiationNeon 5
Let's see the Chinese Copy that...
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Comments (154)
A100893 30
You did a perfect routine and didn't critically injure yourself. Remember: It could always be worse. Like being showered in hot coffee because you left it on the roof of your car or something like that.
TheCaterpiller 6
Heh heh heh, reference to previous FML there
botanistjessica 24
Thank you, captain obvious.
winnerme123 8
Or ended in final destination 5 style.
butterybiscuit 6
That may be the best comment ive ever seen.
JustKittyKat 24
Bonus points for making them giggle?
serena_10 11
That's really awkward, but I'm sure if you laugh it off, they will laugh with you. Plus, your performance was good so it'll take away from the embarassement!
ohrlly7457 7
So thats what woke me up you know it was 3 am here when you did that.
CaptTeemo 10
Poor kid was disturbed from his slumber.
KogMaw 6
I wonder if he thought it was from a nightmare. Still, I'd rather be woken up by a fart than standing on one of your shrooms >.>
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Chinese kid: Dafuq was that?
MicMic_fml 7
100- Chinese kid: Ching chong?
unknown_user5566 27
I'm so deficient when it comes to physical feats that I'm still in awe of you being able to do the splits, OP. Because of your physical abilities, I find it hard to say your life sucks. You are flexible and can flip your way across a room- that is ******* awesome. ;)
mrkck 0
I think all gymnastics routines should end with a fart. That would be challenging. Instant disqualification for a shart.
MotherHen88 4
I was a gymnast, and they often do. Also, needing to pee after a routine was a frequent problem.
mrkck 0
Sounds like a nightmare!
GlitterAngel 8
Bahahahaha!! Omg! I love the comments to this FML!
emeraldisle 30
You know what they say, better out than in.
GovernorGeneral 8
... How do you take in a fart?
Xythenol 6
46 - Wanna find out?
IzabellaBlack 0
64- do it. You won't.
nightowl713 25
While passing gas in front of a lot of people is embarrassing(especially people who are already there to judge you), don't be hard on yourself. All that matters is that you had an amazing performance and that those judges are there to only judge your technique, and poise. By not reacting to the embarrassing moments, you show great poise!
thatrealysucks 0
better luck nex time compadre
DracoSpirita 21
I guess I need to find a new picture now. :(