Today, I moved into my new apartment. I was feeling really excited until my new neighbor knocked on my door and left me what looks like rabbit ears on my welcome mat. He just stared at me expectantly as though I should be thankful. FML
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Today, I moved into my new house. I went over to my neighbors' house to introduce myself. As they opened the door I saw a telescope pointed at my house. FML
Today, I moved into my new apartment complex. I left some items including a cherished painting my best friend made for me outside the front door while I moved furniture into my bedroom. When I went back outside, someone had kicked a huge hole in the painting. Welcome to the neighborhood. FML
Today, I moved into my new apartment. My neighbor is apparently crazy and thinks I'm trying to 'steal' her husband. She watches me and is super paranoid. I have a two year lease. FML
Today, after months of enduring my neighbor's relentlessly yapping schnauzer, Molly, I moved into a new building. I was greeted by my new neighbor and her yapping rat terrier, Molly. FML
Today, some new people moved into the house next door to mine. The previous occupants were very loud and obnoxious day in and day out, so I was looking forward to some sanity. When I went outside, I noticed they'd parked their cars on my lawn. FML
Today, I heard noises outside my front door. I looked out through the window, only to see my boyfriend encouraging his dog to take a dump on my welcome mat. FML
Today, I received an envelope with my name written in beautiful writing in my mailbox. I just moved in the day before and hadn't given the address to anyone or met my neighbors yet so I was a bit surprised by it, even more surprised to find nothing but a dick pic inside. FML
Today, I got home and noticed people were looking at my next-door neighbor's house that's for rent. Peering closer, I realized my ex-boyfriend and the girl he cheated on me with a few months ago were inside. After they left, the "For Rent" sign came down. I've got new neighbors. FML
Today, I left my apartment window open for some fresh air. When I returned, my idiot cat was on the balcony staring at me... from my neighbor’s apartment. FML
Today, as I sat on the toilet, I heard a noise outside. I peered through the window and found myself staring directly at my neighbor. FML
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willsmithjr 2
Is your new neighbor a cat...?
CyNommy 4
Rabbit ears like what used to be on top of tv's or the animal rabbit ears?
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Comments (69)
Enslaved 38
He wants you to be thankful for a rabbit sacrifice? You should tell your neighbor: "I don't practice Santeria I ain't got no crystal ball"
baronsmommy 14
The only way to scare off a sicko is to pretend to be even more sick pick up those rabbit ears and give him a deranged "don't **** with me" stare then flash your brightest smile and close the door.
raraisbang 12
No, no! You must pick them up and eat them raw. That'll show him.
FuzzyJack 15
Aww.. Next time he'll leave some mice in front of your doorstep. You should scratch behind his ear as a way to say thank you. But seriously, that's a creepy guy.
FireFlie07 20
Were they real? Or like Halloween ones?
Steffi 26
Maybe he was expecting you to be freaked out? It could have been a prank.
theannak 7
Hey. He just gave you part of his kill. Have a little southern hospitality and say thank you. (don't matter if your southern, just say thank you.) round here that's a big thing. People don't just give people parts of their kill. Hahaha rabbit ears. Good luck.
day624 14
This cracked me up!!!!
Meow_Bitches 7
I know that is HIGHLY gross, but awww he tried (I think) either 1) awww he's trying to be friendly 2) hes tryin to creep you out 3) he really doesnt want you living there... Welllllll.... Good luck with THAT...
spiritfang11237 16
Am I the only one who thought OP was referring to a bunny girl headband for bunny ears?
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