Today, I met the man of my dreams. Beautiful, smart, academic, charming, a true gentlemen, totally my type. I am at a bar voted "the best gay bar in the world". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I met my dream man. Intelligent, excellent conversationalist, similar spiritual beliefs, attractive and compassionate. He proposed to my best friend last week. She asked me to be maid of honour. FML
Today, the incredibly handsome, talented, hilarious, and intelligent man that I've fallen head over heels like no other for is gay. FML
Today, after months of dinners, coffees, drinks, and a few nights together, the girl of my dreams told me about this awesome guy she met yesterday. FML
Today, I asked out the man of my dreams. He's smart, attractive, and has a steady job. Imagine my surprise when he accepted. Then imagine my surprise when he followed up with, "Hah, just kidding. You're fucking BORING!" FML
Today, I met the most amazing man ever, we were surrounded by a bunch of pretty women, but he picked me. He was so romantic and sweet, and when we were about 2 weeks into the relationship, I wanted to introduce him to my mom, when I woke up and it was all a dream. FML
Today, I finally got the chance to meet this wonderful guy I met on a dating site. She was very excited to see me, too. FML
Today, I was dancing with an incredibly sexy man at a club. He was grinding on me when he leaned over and said, "If I was straight, I would make you my queen." FML
Today, I went on a date with the hottest guy I've ever met. He is also rich and successful, and would probably be perfect for me, if only he could stop bragging about it. FML
Today, a very attractive man asked me out on a date, and I said yes. He is tall, charming and a very good kisser. I'm sure the woman he heavily made out with after I left would agree. FML
Today, I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught my eye and began to walk towards me. I adjusted myself and flashed him a smile. He came up to me, smiled back, and said "Hi, do you have a minute for gay rights?" FML
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Top comments
Alesana_Love 0
Why would you go to the gay bar looking for guys? Doesn't make much sense.
schwancy 2
Easy fix. Just become a man.
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Comments (259)
usmcbunny 0
I've never met a gay man who I thought to be the man of my dreams. All of my gay male friends are stuck up, or snotty, or bitchy, or annoying, or stupider than ****. Problem is, the two people I've admired most weren't sane. It's a bad loop, OP. Try adoptaguy.com ;D
cherry_blossom 0
Don't worry, op, you'll find the right guy one day and he won't be interested in other men =]
sc95060sc 0
nice facial expression?
triggerit 5
poor you... you will never be ****** at such a place...
Fear_Der_Nacht 0
well its time for you to be the man of his dreams. SEX CHANGE SEX CHANGE!
Saritasmiles 0
I'm guessing you worked at the bar or there was a good reason for you to be there. It does suck that he's gay but there are plenty of men out there Op even if the good ones are hard to find. It's not the end of the world ;]
ArtIsResistance7 1
There are plenty of fish in the sea OP. As well as squids, sharks, whales etc. You'll find someone who you are compatible with!
ArielTheMermaid 17
actually BP killed them all. might I suggest changing the expression to say there's plenty of birds in the sky? :)
Jimboom 12
Just tell everyone that your a tranny. You might at least get a pity **** out of one of them. ;-)
jessxoxo28 5
a lot of hot guys are gay... so i guess life sucks -.- but we move on :)
gummibloo 0
TUR HIM STRAIGHT!!!!!
seahorses4eva 4
It doesn't work that way.
miamonsterkitty 6
you can't turn a gay person straight dumb ass
WhiteX 0
-42, -277, Why not O.o? I happen too know two girls who were only into men and now they are completely lesbian. Last time I check straight, gay, or lesbian was a choice not something you are born into.
flapjacklux 8
haha! well maybe this is a sign that you can't find a good straight man lol #17 - that's a good one!
KILLALITRO 0
31 what big eyes you have...
selenagirl_fml 0
so she can see you better.... (little red riding hood)