Today, I met the man of my dreams. Beautiful, smart, academic, charming, a true gentlemen, totally my type. I am at a bar voted "the best gay bar in the world". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I met my dream man. Intelligent, excellent conversationalist, similar spiritual beliefs, attractive and compassionate. He proposed to my best friend last week. She asked me to be maid of honour. FML
Today, the incredibly handsome, talented, hilarious, and intelligent man that I've fallen head over heels like no other for is gay. FML
Today, after months of dinners, coffees, drinks, and a few nights together, the girl of my dreams told me about this awesome guy she met yesterday. FML
Today, I asked out the man of my dreams. He's smart, attractive, and has a steady job. Imagine my surprise when he accepted. Then imagine my surprise when he followed up with, "Hah, just kidding. You're fucking BORING!" FML
Today, I met the most amazing man ever, we were surrounded by a bunch of pretty women, but he picked me. He was so romantic and sweet, and when we were about 2 weeks into the relationship, I wanted to introduce him to my mom, when I woke up and it was all a dream. FML
Today, I finally got the chance to meet this wonderful guy I met on a dating site. She was very excited to see me, too. FML
Today, I was dancing with an incredibly sexy man at a club. He was grinding on me when he leaned over and said, "If I was straight, I would make you my queen." FML
Today, I went on a date with the hottest guy I've ever met. He is also rich and successful, and would probably be perfect for me, if only he could stop bragging about it. FML
Today, a very attractive man asked me out on a date, and I said yes. He is tall, charming and a very good kisser. I'm sure the woman he heavily made out with after I left would agree. FML
Today, I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught my eye and began to walk towards me. I adjusted myself and flashed him a smile. He came up to me, smiled back, and said "Hi, do you have a minute for gay rights?" FML
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Alesana_Love 0
Why would you go to the gay bar looking for guys? Doesn't make much sense.
schwancy 2
Easy fix. Just become a man.
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Comments (259)
rawrimaunicorn 0
why would you go to a gay bar in the first place?
gypsyblue 0
How can OP know that after just having met them "today"? Are you really sure that the person you meet in the bar is your soulmate? No one can possible know that so quickly.
ftheworld96 0
lady gaga? is this you? lol
isthisanfml 0
so your into gay guys?
Maddie_May_13 2
don't freakin go man hunting in a gay bar!
MrQuest 0
beautiful guy?..
LILWEEBY 0
ydi y look for a bf/gf at a gaybat
The_11th_Doctor 0
He could've been there with a gay friend. He might have been straight.. Oh well
bc82 0
Why would you go looking for men at a gay bar if you are a woman? There has to be better places to look.
CynicComedian 2
I'm calling BS again: This one is off of a bumper sticker.