Today, I met the man of my dreams. Beautiful, smart, academic, charming, a true gentlemen, totally my type. I am at a bar voted "the best gay bar in the world". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I met my dream man. Intelligent, excellent conversationalist, similar spiritual beliefs, attractive and compassionate. He proposed to my best friend last week. She asked me to be maid of honour. FML
Today, the incredibly handsome, talented, hilarious, and intelligent man that I've fallen head over heels like no other for is gay. FML
Today, after months of dinners, coffees, drinks, and a few nights together, the girl of my dreams told me about this awesome guy she met yesterday. FML
Today, I asked out the man of my dreams. He's smart, attractive, and has a steady job. Imagine my surprise when he accepted. Then imagine my surprise when he followed up with, "Hah, just kidding. You're fucking BORING!" FML
Today, I met the most amazing man ever, we were surrounded by a bunch of pretty women, but he picked me. He was so romantic and sweet, and when we were about 2 weeks into the relationship, I wanted to introduce him to my mom, when I woke up and it was all a dream. FML
Today, I finally got the chance to meet this wonderful guy I met on a dating site. She was very excited to see me, too. FML
Today, I was dancing with an incredibly sexy man at a club. He was grinding on me when he leaned over and said, "If I was straight, I would make you my queen." FML
Today, I went on a date with the hottest guy I've ever met. He is also rich and successful, and would probably be perfect for me, if only he could stop bragging about it. FML
Today, a very attractive man asked me out on a date, and I said yes. He is tall, charming and a very good kisser. I'm sure the woman he heavily made out with after I left would agree. FML
Today, I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught my eye and began to walk towards me. I adjusted myself and flashed him a smile. He came up to me, smiled back, and said "Hi, do you have a minute for gay rights?" FML
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Top comments
Alesana_Love 0
Why would you go to the gay bar looking for guys? Doesn't make much sense.
schwancy 2
Easy fix. Just become a man.
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Comments (259)
disney_blonde 16
Maybe you shouldn't be looking for guys at a gay bar.
rextasy 0
What did you expect? I think I saw this "Seinfeld" episode.
Pikachu206 2
You! I wanna take you to the gay bar. I wanna take you to the gay bar. To the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar. Sorry could not resist. Everybody lets start a nuclear war!
hedgerow 0
YDI for searching for the man of your dreams in a gay bar!
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Ever stubbed your toe? You don't have to be searching for something in order to find it.
Pikachu206 2
:(
a_b_b_s 1
well now you'll can look for guys together!...help each other out!
Hwikek 2
Just assume that since he is at a gay bar he is homosexual. Anyone disagree?
xc2285 0
To the person that wrote this FML story, clearly you haven't met me. You missed me. I'm beautiful smart, academic, charming, a true gentlemen, totally YOUR type ;) haha you seem cute
Freeze_fml 17
It's too bad you're gay.
iBrandon 0
well maybe he's bi O.o
clarky_95 0
convert him to straight no girl should Have to give up on the man of there dreams
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
As I said above, dream men are, by definition, not real. Having standards is one thing; refusing anything less than your idea of perfect is just plain dumb, and doomed to make you miserable one way or another. Unless, of course, YOU happen to be your idea of perfect too-- but in that case, it'd be easier to buy yourself a mirror and a vibrator. Leave the checklists to the grocery shopping.