Today, I met the man of my dreams. Beautiful, smart, academic, charming, a true gentlemen, totally my type. I am at a bar voted "the best gay bar in the world". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I met my dream man. Intelligent, excellent conversationalist, similar spiritual beliefs, attractive and compassionate. He proposed to my best friend last week. She asked me to be maid of honour. FML
Today, the incredibly handsome, talented, hilarious, and intelligent man that I've fallen head over heels like no other for is gay. FML
Today, after months of dinners, coffees, drinks, and a few nights together, the girl of my dreams told me about this awesome guy she met yesterday. FML
Today, I asked out the man of my dreams. He's smart, attractive, and has a steady job. Imagine my surprise when he accepted. Then imagine my surprise when he followed up with, "Hah, just kidding. You're fucking BORING!" FML
Today, I met the most amazing man ever, we were surrounded by a bunch of pretty women, but he picked me. He was so romantic and sweet, and when we were about 2 weeks into the relationship, I wanted to introduce him to my mom, when I woke up and it was all a dream. FML
Today, I finally got the chance to meet this wonderful guy I met on a dating site. She was very excited to see me, too. FML
Today, I was dancing with an incredibly sexy man at a club. He was grinding on me when he leaned over and said, "If I was straight, I would make you my queen." FML
Today, I went on a date with the hottest guy I've ever met. He is also rich and successful, and would probably be perfect for me, if only he could stop bragging about it. FML
Today, a very attractive man asked me out on a date, and I said yes. He is tall, charming and a very good kisser. I'm sure the woman he heavily made out with after I left would agree. FML
Today, I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught my eye and began to walk towards me. I adjusted myself and flashed him a smile. He came up to me, smiled back, and said "Hi, do you have a minute for gay rights?" FML
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Top comments
Alesana_Love 0
Why would you go to the gay bar looking for guys? Doesn't make much sense.
schwancy 2
Easy fix. Just become a man.
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Comments (259)
AGGoddess 2
YDI for going to a gay bar to look for a man. How retarded are you?
KingLou 0
Just tell him you have a penis.
Disco_fml 0
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imhowie 2
Maybe one of your requirements for the man of your dreams should be heterosexuality, then this guy wouldn't make the cut.
yagurlteeteexoxo 0
op you're stupid. why would you go to a gay bar an expect to find a straight man? something is seriously wrong with u.
GenieBeanie777 0
prolly wasn't expecting to find a man but was just saddened by the time old fact of life and that is gay guys would make awesome straight guys :( so sad
5t3ff1k4h 47
She went to the gay bar so she wouldn't get hit on. My friends and I do it all the time, and we're all straight. It was purely coincidence that she found that 'perfect' guy who happened to be gay.
EvilDave 13
@#95 No, gay guys would make awesome straight WOMEN. Straight guys make awesome straight guys. Women want men to behave like they are prissy women with penises.
jdgcali 0
haha. you're at the Abbey in LA... it's gay but a lot of st8 guys go there
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
State guys? Like super-macho-university-fratboys with repressed homosexual tendancies? Not my kinda crowd. >.<
OopsieDaisies 0
Maybe hes not gay. You aren't gay, right? And you went in there.
DncrHap 9
it's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife it's meeting the man on my dreams and meeting his beautiful... husband.
DncrHap 9
captaaiiiinnnn! i follow you. errywhere. it gets me off.
GenieBeanie777 0
shitty deal... it really is true about the good ones...if they're not taken they're gay
ohmgitsme 0
gay guys are the good ones cuz they actually take care of themselves. unlike straight guys.