Today, I met the man of my dreams. Beautiful, smart, academic, charming, a true gentlemen, totally my type. I am at a bar voted "the best gay bar in the world". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I met my dream man. Intelligent, excellent conversationalist, similar spiritual beliefs, attractive and compassionate. He proposed to my best friend last week. She asked me to be maid of honour. FML
Today, the incredibly handsome, talented, hilarious, and intelligent man that I've fallen head over heels like no other for is gay. FML
Today, after months of dinners, coffees, drinks, and a few nights together, the girl of my dreams told me about this awesome guy she met yesterday. FML
Today, I asked out the man of my dreams. He's smart, attractive, and has a steady job. Imagine my surprise when he accepted. Then imagine my surprise when he followed up with, "Hah, just kidding. You're fucking BORING!" FML
Today, I met the most amazing man ever, we were surrounded by a bunch of pretty women, but he picked me. He was so romantic and sweet, and when we were about 2 weeks into the relationship, I wanted to introduce him to my mom, when I woke up and it was all a dream. FML
Today, I finally got the chance to meet this wonderful guy I met on a dating site. She was very excited to see me, too. FML
Today, I was dancing with an incredibly sexy man at a club. He was grinding on me when he leaned over and said, "If I was straight, I would make you my queen." FML
Today, I went on a date with the hottest guy I've ever met. He is also rich and successful, and would probably be perfect for me, if only he could stop bragging about it. FML
Today, a very attractive man asked me out on a date, and I said yes. He is tall, charming and a very good kisser. I'm sure the woman he heavily made out with after I left would agree. FML
Today, I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught my eye and began to walk towards me. I adjusted myself and flashed him a smile. He came up to me, smiled back, and said "Hi, do you have a minute for gay rights?" FML
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Top comments
Alesana_Love 0
Why would you go to the gay bar looking for guys? Doesn't make much sense.
schwancy 2
Easy fix. Just become a man.
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Comments (259)
elloyola11 0
Not saying that you did this, but go to YouTube.com and search, "why are you in a gay bar project rant"!
stlphil 0
Then you should meet my brother...not all gays are sweet. I love him dearly, but sometimes I just want to rip my hair out.
KSants7 0
HILARIOuS.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Poor you...
artisticninja713 13
psht haven't you ever heard the saying? "There are only two perfect men in the world and they're with each other."
dominikagirl 0
I dunno why you would look for "the right guy" at a gay bar. Assuming that you're a straight woman, because otherwise I don't see how this is an FML.
emilyk123 0
ok YDI 4 being so stupid
Alesana_Love 0
#59 is dead on!
SapphireSympathy 7
wow... aww that sux. All the great guys are taken... or gay. aint it sad?? FYL and sucks for you. maybe you shouldve checked where u were looking for guys!
Kanvis78 0
so tired of hearing all the good guys are taken or gay! the gay ones are no longer good so that is invalid ! the good ones are taken or single because they just got dumped by a chick who would rather be with someone more abusive is usually how it goes?
DAN7IEL 2
hey, maybe you could be the one to turn a gay man straight if you think you are woman enough
Serafie 0
Frankly I'm thinkin' you deserved it for trying to pick up a man in a gay bar.