Today, I met my daughter's boyfriend, who she hopes to marry. I asked what he does, to which he answered, "I'm a Flamencologist." Flamencology? The study of Flamenco? Huh? FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mother met a new member of my band. He's a piano player from Mexico City. She introduced herself as my mother, then asked him if he spoke Spanish or Mexican. This lead to a long talk about how they speak Spanish in Mexico too. She didn’t believe him. FML
Today, my husband started taking language classes. Not something sensible like French or Spanish, but fucking Latin! Why the fuck would anyone learn Latin? What a stupid fuck. FML
Today, I introduced my Spanish friend to a girl I've had a crush on for a long time. Because he only spoke Spanish and she only spoke English, I was the translator. The first thing he said to her was, "You are really pretty." I translated it as "I like other men." Later, they found out. FML
Today, I showed up at my boyfriend's work to surprise him by speaking in Spanish, his first language. I've been taking classes secretly. He smiled, kissed me, and then finished telling his friend, in Spanish, that I'm boring and ugly but he's got nothing better going on. FML
Today, I introduced my mother to my new girlfriend. My mom made a very nasty comment about her in Spanish, not realizing that my girlfriend teaches Spanish at the local school. FML
Today, at my daughter's fundraiser, I noticed that a guy with a face only a fist could love kept staring at her. I said "Beautiful, isn't she?" Before I could tell him to keep it in his damned pants, he replied "Hah. She's my girlfriend, dude. Total beast in the sack." Complete news to me on both counts. FML
Today, I was talking to a smokin' hot Cuban sorority girl. She told me her mom only speaks Spanish, so she translates for her. Without thinking I said, "Oh like Chewbacca and Han Solo?" FML
Today, I found out that all the everyday Spanish words and phrases my boyfriend has been teaching me have very vulgar meanings. I found this out after I said a few to our waitress. FML
Today, I spent the day studying with one of my classmates whom I've just met. While studying, she kept bragging about her boyfriend and decided to show me a picture of him. It was my boyfriend. FML
Today, I finally met my daughter's boyfriend. He has a face tattoo. FML
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ROFLBERRYPIE 0
Flaming Gynocologist?
Sammy_Baby 0
Yes. The study of flamenco.
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afml6 3
flamenco is a Hispanic dance, very passionate and beautiful but a flamencologists? stupid
PolBig123 0
a flamencologist is an expert in flamenco... learn words before you comment them
PolBig123 0
So where is the FYL part in this FML? your daughter is lucky i tell you!
ilovenoah 0
i woulda been like hmmm okay show me some moves then mexican cowboy!
zyzy92 8
Perhaps i can shed some light? FLAME-ECOLOGIST.
megaaann_fml 9
Oh, so we're gonna play Grammar Nazi? Bring it on. The word 'or' needs a capital, since it's the start of a sentence. Both of the 'too's don't need quotation marks, as no one ever said either. And to finish it all off, you needed to finish the sentence with the proper punctuation, like a question mark or a full stop. Checkmate, bitch.
Holy_ish 19
lol just shoot him and take it from there
hbbs93 6
^ Win!
mjensen23 3
I think he was being sarcastic. He's probably a flamer. Flamin' cology.
limeyellow666 0
It is about the preservation of the Flamenco Arts. It's is actually a very interesting and cultured task.
chinkchilla420 0
Spanish dance you dumb bitches