Today, I met my daughter's boyfriend, who she hopes to marry. I asked what he does, to which he answered, "I'm a Flamencologist." Flamencology? The study of Flamenco? Huh? FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mother met a new member of my band. He's a piano player from Mexico City. She introduced herself as my mother, then asked him if he spoke Spanish or Mexican. This lead to a long talk about how they speak Spanish in Mexico too. She didn’t believe him. FML
Today, my husband started taking language classes. Not something sensible like French or Spanish, but fucking Latin! Why the fuck would anyone learn Latin? What a stupid fuck. FML
Today, I introduced my Spanish friend to a girl I've had a crush on for a long time. Because he only spoke Spanish and she only spoke English, I was the translator. The first thing he said to her was, "You are really pretty." I translated it as "I like other men." Later, they found out. FML
Today, I showed up at my boyfriend's work to surprise him by speaking in Spanish, his first language. I've been taking classes secretly. He smiled, kissed me, and then finished telling his friend, in Spanish, that I'm boring and ugly but he's got nothing better going on. FML
Today, I introduced my mother to my new girlfriend. My mom made a very nasty comment about her in Spanish, not realizing that my girlfriend teaches Spanish at the local school. FML
Today, at my daughter's fundraiser, I noticed that a guy with a face only a fist could love kept staring at her. I said "Beautiful, isn't she?" Before I could tell him to keep it in his damned pants, he replied "Hah. She's my girlfriend, dude. Total beast in the sack." Complete news to me on both counts. FML
Today, I was talking to a smokin' hot Cuban sorority girl. She told me her mom only speaks Spanish, so she translates for her. Without thinking I said, "Oh like Chewbacca and Han Solo?" FML
Today, I found out that all the everyday Spanish words and phrases my boyfriend has been teaching me have very vulgar meanings. I found this out after I said a few to our waitress. FML
Today, I spent the day studying with one of my classmates whom I've just met. While studying, she kept bragging about her boyfriend and decided to show me a picture of him. It was my boyfriend. FML
Today, I finally met my daughter's boyfriend. He has a face tattoo. FML
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ROFLBERRYPIE 0
Flaming Gynocologist?
Sammy_Baby 0
Yes. The study of flamenco.
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DKjazz 20
Oh come now OP, what about love? Now, I will say she should be careful about when she marries, just to be absolutely sure the flame will last. I'm a dancer and a professional musician: I know how we arty types can be: We're either flat-out playboys, or passionate, faithful mates. OP, money is not happiness.
dansco 25
Why a FML?! He's not a drug dealer or a killer ffs :(
DocBastard 40
LOLOLOLOLOOLOL it's funny because it's sexist LOLOLOLOL but seriously shut the **** up. I hope your mama slaps you upside your empty head so you can cry yourself to sleep tonight until you wet the bed again, you pathetic cretin.
tiggyt 2
It's not just dance - the most important bit of any traditional flamenco night is the AWESOME Spanish guitar. The whole performance has a few different sections: some instrumentals, some dancing, some singing. Even though it's just guitar, voice and dance, with no drums, true Flamenco is one of the
tiggyt 2
...most exhilarating percussive experiences ever. It's a really powerful art form. I thought it was just ladies in clickedy shoes and flouncy skirts dancing before I went, but that's just touristy rubbish, the real thing confounded my expectations and was so awesome it blew my mind.
Eggers 2
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flamencology
jupiter80 0
this isn't really an FML
NYBellz 0
u should of said... that's a good hobby now what are you going to do to actually pay bills
MrBond007_fml 6
WHAT?!?!?! mods get vodka cigars and bj's every time they ban someone?!?! now I know what I want to become!!!! and suddenly I have an urge to get banned. ;)
SupermanXL 3
user name is dancer101 and she didnt know what the word meant? interesting...