Today, I messaged the guy I've been seeing for 4 months, referring to him as my boyfriend. His response? "I didn't realize you had a boyfriend." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got an e-mail from a girl, asking if my boyfriend was indeed my boyfriend. I sent back a gushing message about how much I loved him and how well he treated me. She replied "Yeah, I know. He was supposed to be my boyfriend, too." FML
Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years proposed to me and I said yes. A few hours later, I found out he's been talking to multiple other girls for about three months. FML
Today, I woke up to 6 missed calls. I called back to find a woman asking how I know her boyfriend after seeing our texts. I told her he's been my boyfriend for 4 months, and she told me he's been hers for over a year. He vehemently denied knowing who I am as I spoke, even with obvious proof. FML
Today, I told a guy at work about my boyfriend. His immediate response was to ask me if I was making him up. He's the third person to react this way. FML
Today, I realized that my boyfriend‘s birthday was two weeks ago, so I immediately sent him a message as if it was today. He didn’t believe my excuses. FML
Today, I went to my long-distance boyfriend's party. His best friend was talking to me and trying to make conversation, he asked, "So, are you two official?" I responded with a definite yes, but was cut off mid-word by my boyfriend, who quickly said, "No, not really." Sorry, I wasn't aware, darling. FML
Today, I brought my new boyfriend to dinner with my family. Everything was going smoothly until my dad asked him how long we’d been dating. My boyfriend looked at me, then said, "Uh, I think it's been… four months?" I looked horrified and said, "It's been TWO!" Now I’m wondering if we’re dating or just two confused people stuck in a situationship. FML
Today, the man I've been dating for four months said he could see I had feelings for him, and he was mad because it made things complicated. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a couple of weeks mixed up my name with his ex-wife's name. After he said it, he looked at me and said, "You knew it was going to happen." FML
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Top comments
khorstmye 15
Seems understandable if you have not ever talked about it.
kibster9 20
You need to talk things over with him. If you haven't discussed being boyfriend and girlfriend, then I understand.
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Comments (36)
Richard6036 13
Either you have a severe lack of communication with him, or he's just not very bright
Bragi 12
Apparently, OP, you don't. Presumptuous of you, really.
pacman490 21
I Didn't Know I Was Her Boyfriend, Thursdays at 8, only on Spike
snickerpuss 9
Happened to one of my friend, he changed his relationship status on fb after dating this girl a couple of months to "in a relationship" and she was like "oh you have a girlfriend..." And he said "yeah, you". They've been together since, so it can work for some people. Hopefully it gave you the opportunity to talk about your relationship :)
kyiomi 18
I have to wonder if it was actually established between you two. Sorry OP, but if you or he never mentioned about a serious commitment, then this is your fault and YDI.
Asinger06 1
Communication is key. Or you will never know where things stand. Just because you see someone for any length of time does not automatically mean you are in a relationship and the other person is you boy/girlfriend.
limegreenpoopie 31
Potential fuckboy?
worldclassrager 41
What does he consider it? Friends with benefits?
vikky538 29
What was he thinking? Fwb?
Dean31 11
That's something you need to talk about before just saying it...