Today, I mentioned to my boyfriend that I want to start working out and get rid of my holiday weight. His response? "Okay, just don't join a gym. People will have to see you there." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I felt like going to the gym. I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to come with me. She screamed at me for supposedly implying that she's fat. No, I just wanted to go to the gym with someone. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend what he wanted for Christmas. He then told me that he would only tell me if I promised not to get mad, so I agreed. He told me that he wants me to start working out because I'm getting fat. FML
Today, I was telling my boyfriend about how self conscious I am and how I obsess about my weight. He said, "Don't be ridiculous, you don't need to lose THAT much weight." FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't know what I was going to do over the Christmas holidays since he was going to be out of the country. He suggested that I work out and do some sit-ups. FML
Today, I was at the gym, when a pretty overweight guy started staring and eventually taunting me. Let me tell you, lines such as "Lay off the cake, fatty!" and "I can see your gut hanging out your ass, for fuck's sake!" don't exactly boost one's self-confidence. FML
Today, I realized I agreed to go to the gym with my fiancé after being on my feet at work all day because he wants to get fit, but he will not help me remodel the house I’m working on so we can have a bigger place to live, because he doesn’t feel like it. I don’t want or need to go to the gym. FML
Today, I was at the gym. I'm 360 lbs and have finally decided it's time to change that. Some girl and her two bitch friends thought it'd be fun to follow me and belittle me at everything I did. When I mentioned it to the staff, they said that they were just "encouraging" me. FML
Today, my wife tried to forbid me from going to the gym anymore because in public she looks fat stood next to me and it’s embarrassing. She picked me up from the gym yesterday and saw all the “thin gym sluts” I prefer to spend my time with instead of her. God, I’m sick of her lazy jealous BS. FML
Today, I went to the gym that I just became a member of, making an extra effort to look good because I've heard there are hot guys there. The lady at the front desk said they need to take my picture, then took a second look and said, "Don't worry hun, we'll take it when you're more prepared." FML
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xThatOneWeirdGuy 18
Hopefully he meant guys might find you attractive and hit on you. :P
CrazyMelvin 14
Your bf sounds like a jerk. If he can't like you for what you look like, you need to find someone who does. Dump his ass to the curb.
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Comments (72)
Dark_Stream 29
My first thought was that OP's boyfriend was the creepy jealous type that did not want anyone but him looking at his girl friend. His comment might indicate a future suffocating possessiveness. My second thought was that OP's "holiday weight" was on top of a lot more excess weight. Boyfriend was embarrassed that workout clothes would reveal every roll and bulge as she huffed and puffed around the gym.
weveallbeenthere 30
maybe he meant it in a nice way?
PierceTheSirensq 10
Dump him. You don't deserve to be treated like that
Xotoolyxo 16
Tell him not to leave the house because, "people will have to see him there".
JoseIsAdork 31
sorry op, that was a stupid thing for him to say.. he sounds like a jerk. a persons size shouldn't be a big deal. :/
megwithcat 15
what a jerk
life0210 0
Am I the only one who thinks he ment it as why get it u will never go?...
therealjc_fml 14
maybe he thinks you're already hot!
Dinoporeon 9
What's so difficult about working out AND enjoying the holidays? Take care of yourself and be healthy.
sdroze1389 31
harsh