Anonymous
United States
Today, I managed to staple my finger while showing my kindergartner class how to properly use one. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
41k312
Today, while joking with my coworkers about how I shouldn't be trusted with a stapler because I managed to accidentally staple my finger last week, I stapled another finger. FML
Staples
United Kingdom
Today, I accidentally stapled my finger to a piece of paper. It hurt, but I took it out and went to restaple it. I did it again. FML
leprechaun23
Cleveland, United States
Today, I taught my friend how to use a staple gun. She taught me how to get staples out of my hand. FML
Anonymous
Malaysia
Today, as part of my job as a performer, I had to show off my skills with a switchblade in front of an audience. A kid shot a rubber band at me. I then needed stitches. FML
insightful
Australia
Today, I was warning a girl in my art class to be careful with a Stanley knife, as she had managed to cut her finger quite badly. Just as I said it, I sliced my finger open with a Stanley knife. FML
Anonymous
Boise, United States
What? How? Why?
Today, I smashed my finger with a hammer. A finger on the hand holding the hammer. FML
tylerlove361
United States
Today, I cut myself with child-proof scissors. FML
chlolivia
Canada
Today, my bra burst apart in the middle of class. I then had the privilege of asking my male teacher if I could borrow his stapler to put it back together. FML
thwack
United States
Today, during a workplace safety exercise at work, I managed to cut off the tip of my thumb. FML
just the tip, though
Grovetown, United States
Kitchen Nightmares
Today, at work teaching a cooking class, one of the kids asked if they could use a knife to help me chop vegetables. I said no, because it was very sharp and only staff members are allowed to use them. Just as I said that, the knife sliced through the tip of my thumb. FML
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K_kanaka 26
Well OP you have shown them how not to use one
MattBC97 4
I'm sure the kindergartners loved to see that...
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sairvic 2
Well I think it's completely your own fault and you deserved it, only because your post's grammar is wrong ... " kindergardener class". REALLY!?! And people like you are in charge of teaching the next generation!?!? No wonder we're doomed. It's kindergarden class, idiot
rofflewaffle 9
Or kindergarten, even.
ZombieKittenz 6
Fail
Strafeh 9
Just don't **** with the safety scissors. They **** your shit up.
Cleo_Nemo_ 9
I think you were a little to excited.
skuzzledud 1
I did that before but I was in 3rd grade
Cad6 24
OP I feel your pain.
lovesthebeach 0
Do as I say , not as I do
Kill_Kayt 5
How to properly use a stapled finger?
whatwhyhoo 10
Is kindergartners a word?
sensboltsfan84 4
Nope.
LMA0 5
If kids are smarter than you think then why would they be dumb enough to staple themselves after the teacher does?