Anonymous
United States
Today, I managed to staple my finger while showing my kindergartner class how to properly use one. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
41k312
Today, while joking with my coworkers about how I shouldn't be trusted with a stapler because I managed to accidentally staple my finger last week, I stapled another finger. FML
Staples
United Kingdom
Today, I accidentally stapled my finger to a piece of paper. It hurt, but I took it out and went to restaple it. I did it again. FML
leprechaun23
Cleveland, United States
Today, I taught my friend how to use a staple gun. She taught me how to get staples out of my hand. FML
Anonymous
Malaysia
Today, as part of my job as a performer, I had to show off my skills with a switchblade in front of an audience. A kid shot a rubber band at me. I then needed stitches. FML
insightful
Australia
Today, I was warning a girl in my art class to be careful with a Stanley knife, as she had managed to cut her finger quite badly. Just as I said it, I sliced my finger open with a Stanley knife. FML
Anonymous
Boise, United States
What? How? Why?
Today, I smashed my finger with a hammer. A finger on the hand holding the hammer. FML
tylerlove361
United States
Today, I cut myself with child-proof scissors. FML
chlolivia
Canada
Today, my bra burst apart in the middle of class. I then had the privilege of asking my male teacher if I could borrow his stapler to put it back together. FML
thwack
United States
Today, during a workplace safety exercise at work, I managed to cut off the tip of my thumb. FML
just the tip, though
Grovetown, United States
Kitchen Nightmares
Today, at work teaching a cooking class, one of the kids asked if they could use a knife to help me chop vegetables. I said no, because it was very sharp and only staff members are allowed to use them. Just as I said that, the knife sliced through the tip of my thumb. FML
Top comments
K_kanaka 26
Well OP you have shown them how not to use one
MattBC97 4
I'm sure the kindergartners loved to see that...
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Comments (102)
pixieloveunicorn 0
FAIL
unkown7866 0
Ha you ****
crazyblackchick 0
Watch closely, children. This is how you fail.
BunBunBabe 8
Somewhere out there little kids are purposefully stapling their appendages... Way to go
sensboltsfan84 4
Good job, since they're too young to be learning how to use a stapler
fuzz97 23
amazing
The_9th_Doctor 18
you're a keeper
gAt_d 26
At least you showed them what not to do.
atm3334 5
Still not as bad as super gluing 2 fingers together
Sudoc 29
Kind of like that guy who was showing a classroom full of kids a gun (I'm not sure why) and said that he was the only one in the room qualified to handle the gun and then promptly shot himself in the leg.