KittyKat168
Germany
Today, I managed to spill Superglue on the one place you absolutely shouldn't spill Superglue. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Xia
United States
Today, I spilled a half bottle of superglue on my hands. I also found out that cold water only makes it harden faster. FML
Anonymous
Unites States
How does that happen?
Today, I accidentally super-glued my hand to my face while trying to fix a broken pair of glasses. I yanked it off in a panic, taking a patch of my face along with it. FML
footstuck
Winterville, United States
Today, I superglued the sole back into my shoe. Unfortunately, the glue didn't dry as quickly as it said it would on the bottle. The glue seeped through the sole and my foot got superglued to my shoe. FML
Anonymous
United States
Slasher
Today, I sliced my finger open because my roommate's girlfriend put a broken ceramic plate in the recycling. I was putting some paper in the bin and all of a sudden, an inch and a half of my flesh is naked to the world. I don't have medical insurance, so I fixed it with Superglue. FML
Anonymous
Today, I accidentally superglued my hand to my grandmother's ornate fan while trying to fix it. FML
Anonymous
Walnut head
Today, after sweeping up a spill, I managed to break the cupboard door. With my head. FML
post-loss
Sticking with you
Today, in my excitement to make some new cards for the postcard exchange I take part in, I apparently spilled my bottle of glue directly into the bag that contains my entire postcard collection. I didn't notice until several hours later. FML
1000dollarspoor
United States
Today, while working on my laptop, I accidentally spilled a glass of water. I quickly moved my laptop out of the way of the oncoming stream. It fell on the floor and broke. FML
Pissed
Asheville, United States
Today, I purposefully spilt my 44oz. cup of water on myself at work, because spending the rest of the day in soaking wet pants was less embarrassing than letting people know I'd pissed myself. FML
anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Slippery when wet
Today, I managed to spill piping hot oil all over my kitchen floor, thinking it was too hot to clean right then and there I left it for a few hours to cool. I forgot about it, and slipped over in it bashing my head into my cupboard handle. FML
Top comments
RichardPencil 32
Looks like you just invented a 21st century chastity belt.
depthy 3
Is that place... the living room?
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Comments (101)
thisguy22 33
On the cap?
ham814 8
ghetto waxing
irishmaiden78 23
I just want to know one thing. HOW???
cootiequeen4444 11
As there is more than one horrible place to get superglue I'm left with even more questions such as what? where? why? as well as your how? what the heck, OP?
ManicGypsy 22
Yeah - I think we all pretty much need the circumstances leading up to this unfortunate event. OP, please deliver. Once you have this glue situation under control, of course.
dohdohdoh 13
Did you spill it on your butt? Bunghole!!!
SmDestroyer 8
This is kinda depends on your gender...
shawn216 3
a stack of 100 dollar bills?
tnlander 20
Eye lids?
Mike_Oxhard 14
Oh wow you spilled superglue in your eyeball and it fused shut? That sucks.
Trent2531 4
If it was me, "Dammit, that's a waste of a good hamburger".