Today, I managed to infect a clean computer with a virus while looking up info on how to rid my other computer of the same virus. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom thought it would be a good idea to see what websites I go on from my computer while I wasn't home. She clicked the link that gave my computer a virus that I just got rid of a few days ago. FML
Today, I realized that my virus protection program now has a virus. FML
Today, I got two viruses on my laptop. One was a fake anti-spyware program that cluttered the screen with pop-ups. The other opened the browser repeatedly, each time to a generic porn site. This all conveniently happened at work, on a projector and during a meeting. FML
Today, I'm in my third week at a new job. Using an online service our company recommends, I accidentally downloaded a virus that is now working its way through our website, randomly sending our customers Viagra ads via our email. I personally had to tell the founder of the company. FML
Today, my computer was hit by something bigger than a virus: a car. FML
Today, my nitwit son infected our family computer with some sort of mad bastard virus after getting fooled by the promise of some non-existent Hannah Montana nudes. FML
Today, discovered that all the viruses I have gotten on my computer at work haven't been from anything I've done, but because my boss has secretly been using it after hours to download or watch porn so he wouldn't risk getting a virus on his own computer. I've lost 3 major projects due to this. FML
Today, my dad was sat on my laptop in the living room trying to learn how to do some rewiring around the house when he, and I quote, ”clicked on the thing.” My laptop is now riddled with so many viruses it’s basically a house brick. FML
Today, the new office IT guy figured the best way to get the virus off my computer was to wipe my entire hard drive. He was kind enough to back my data up and restore everything from the backups. Including the virus. FML
Today, my mom borrowed my computer without my permission and downloaded a virus. I came home to a blue screen of death. She refuses to admit fault and pay for a new computer. FML
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BrockALee 14
Maybe you should be more careful with what sites you go on...?
asleepingbear 8
Use Google not bing
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Comments (88)
DropTheDaggerxx 31
I've got you all beat: I'll win $10,000 plus an iphone 5S if I can just tell whether this picture is of Miley Cyrus, Bill Clinton, or Madonna!
1947Chevy 17
I almost did that once by going to a sight for 1940 pontiac parts. I spotted the sight and pontiac was spelt as ponntic I latter learned the sight was specifically made to spread computer viruses when a friend go on it
deathrowdiesel 2
Thats y i dont mess with techno gizmos when they have a virus i let geek squad work their magic
tgagliano95 15
Its pretty hard to get a virus, you must be pretty reckless about what you do on the computer.
elusiveshame 22
Whoever said free antivirus sucks is a moron. OP, be more careful when looking for solutions to things like this
Byere 4
I know inoculations work by injecting a weaken version of the virus into the person, but I'm pretty sure a computer's antivirus software doesn't work exactly the same way
kassums 12
Unlucky:p
itzjstnx 18
get a new computer?
TheCovertGamer 2
No I got the best deal yet, I get to go on a vacation for free. All I have to do is give them my social security number and bank account info!
unluckygirl86 4
Step 1: Stop using Internet Explorer. Step 2: Use AVG or Avast free antivirus to clean it.