Today, I managed to infect a clean computer with a virus while looking up info on how to rid my other computer of the same virus. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom thought it would be a good idea to see what websites I go on from my computer while I wasn't home. She clicked the link that gave my computer a virus that I just got rid of a few days ago. FML
Today, I realized that my virus protection program now has a virus. FML
Today, I got two viruses on my laptop. One was a fake anti-spyware program that cluttered the screen with pop-ups. The other opened the browser repeatedly, each time to a generic porn site. This all conveniently happened at work, on a projector and during a meeting. FML
Today, I'm in my third week at a new job. Using an online service our company recommends, I accidentally downloaded a virus that is now working its way through our website, randomly sending our customers Viagra ads via our email. I personally had to tell the founder of the company. FML
Today, my computer was hit by something bigger than a virus: a car. FML
Today, my nitwit son infected our family computer with some sort of mad bastard virus after getting fooled by the promise of some non-existent Hannah Montana nudes. FML
Today, discovered that all the viruses I have gotten on my computer at work haven't been from anything I've done, but because my boss has secretly been using it after hours to download or watch porn so he wouldn't risk getting a virus on his own computer. I've lost 3 major projects due to this. FML
Today, my dad was sat on my laptop in the living room trying to learn how to do some rewiring around the house when he, and I quote, ”clicked on the thing.” My laptop is now riddled with so many viruses it’s basically a house brick. FML
Today, the new office IT guy figured the best way to get the virus off my computer was to wipe my entire hard drive. He was kind enough to back my data up and restore everything from the backups. Including the virus. FML
Today, my mom borrowed my computer without my permission and downloaded a virus. I came home to a blue screen of death. She refuses to admit fault and pay for a new computer. FML
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Top comments
BrockALee 14
Maybe you should be more careful with what sites you go on...?
asleepingbear 8
Use Google not bing
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Comments (88)
ComoEsJuan 24
And some male enhancement pills! ;)
Ambient25 25
"Wow there are tons of single women in my neighborhood who want to meet me!"
shhhaaarrron 12
Most sites are unprotected, maybe you should try buying an anti-virus software?
justagirl1998 10
You have to be more careful with the sites you are visiting...
worldclassrager 41
That's the internet...love the irony...hope you can clear your virus problem...
mackdeezy 22
Not to mention how I can make $80 an hour working part time from home.
Mauskau 36
Try Avast and superantispyware they're both free and effective. Uninstall all toolbars and programs you do not use (excluding Microsoft ones and drivers) and be careful what sites you go on. Don't download anything you aren't 100% sure about. If all else fails and you cannot get rid of it, back up files, scan them, then reinstall windows. :)
KingreX32 21
yes avast, no other virus software I trust.
jnanderson 16
>reinstall windows Nothing is that severe. You just have to find the right antivirus, or go find it and uninstall it yourself. Might have to poke around in the registry (dangerous. Make sure you know exactly what you're doing), but it's totally possible.
gidgiddonihah 11
49, I don't know what planet you live on but there are times that requires a reinstall of Windows. Even Bootable AV software only goes so far.
streetriots 9
I just reinstall Windows on any computer I work on. It's much easier.
Wizardo 34
Then stop looking for info on **** sites and no, you haven't won an iPad 4 so stop clicking - there are no new messages waiting for you.
carelessxdanger 9
no more **** for you, buddy :p
Zarcissa 34
And leave alone having just won a ton of money because my IP address was randomly selected and all I need to do is to give them my credit card details so they can pay me.