Insanity
La Poste, France
Today, I managed to get my 4-year-old son to agree that, "cigarettes are poop." I was a lot less proud of myself when he pointed at a 6-foot bodybuilder-type dude in the subway and yelled, "That man smells of pooooooop." FML
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DeadHorseman 11
if your kid said that to me, i would've just laughed it off while crying on the inside.
123ika 16
He's young,I bet the guy didn't get offended.Young kids always say stuff like that
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thejonac 21
it's hilarious, but this isn't a long term way to get your kid to stay away from smoking. i suggest you be honest about it and the negative effects about the habit and have him understand that it isn't good for his health
bluefairy_fml 24
#24 Really? You try explaining long-term health effects to a 4-year old. He'll have plenty of time to learn about the real consequences of smoking later on when he grows up. For now it's enough if he learns the bottom line, which is exactly what his father taught him: cigarettes are poop :)
brand125 17
24 - your heads in the right place, but remember the kid is 4 not 10
thejonac 21
no i meant explain the health stuff later on when he understands, for now just say 'that's called smoking, okay? don't do that, it'll hurt your health'
Willibobs 33
My young cousin once pointed at a man and said "look! It's the fat controller!" because the guy looked like the fat controller out of Thomas the Tank Engine. That took a bit of explaining haha
Gillett 23
Sounds to meet like you're doing a pretty good job parenting, to hell with him if he's a bodybuilder he shouldn't be smoking anyway.
Thatepicperson 14
Sounds like a shitty situation
QueenOfAwkwardd 14
Good intention, bad execution
lazyslumber 18
When he would grow a bit and realize that's not true, he might doubt the other good things you taught him OP.
DogeLife 15
Well, did you get your ass kicked?
igg125 30
You lied to your son, what kind of parent are you
dustin007 15
Hahaha made my day haha
ChristinePi 36
He wasn't lying though, cigarettes do smell awful.