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Insanity La Poste, France

Today, I managed to get my 4-year-old son to agree that, "cigarettes are poop." I was a lot less proud of myself when he pointed at a 6-foot bodybuilder-type dude in the subway and yelled, "That man smells of pooooooop." FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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if your kid said that to me, i would've just laughed it off while crying on the inside.

He's young,I bet the guy didn't get offended.Young kids always say stuff like that

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Kids say the darnedest things at the darnedest times, don't they?

oh yes they do! It is pretty freakin hilarious imo. I love it when kids tell it how they see it

pheonixxe 15

This may be one of the funniest posts I've read for a very long time.