Insanity
La Poste, France
Today, I managed to get my 4-year-old son to agree that, "cigarettes are poop." I was a lot less proud of myself when he pointed at a 6-foot bodybuilder-type dude in the subway and yelled, "That man smells of pooooooop." FML
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DeadHorseman 11
if your kid said that to me, i would've just laughed it off while crying on the inside.
123ika 16
He's young,I bet the guy didn't get offended.Young kids always say stuff like that
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ReverseCarb 15
One time my little cousin who was only 4 at the time was doing something wrong at a store, a worker told her to stop, she replied by threatening to cut his penis off... Yeah needless to say, she has a few problems. But overall kids just say things that they don't fully understand I suppose.
AllSoul 23
I'm intrigued to know why your cousin heard such a threat.
justmenooneelse 17
Run. Run far away.
myselfkk 20
Kids many times say things without understanding them. If i was there i'd moved quickly pretending i havn't listened.
tranced_ 45
You can't force such things on your kids.. let them decide what's good and what's not.
Algorithm 24
When I have kids, you bet your ******* ass I'm going to dissuade them from essentially giving themselves cancer.
Myo_fml 20
Yeah, introduce paper sticks laced with rat poison and fiberglass (among thousands of other poisons) to kids. great idea. why not hand them a loaded gun while you're at it.
brand125 17
14 - are you stupid? what good parent doesnt tell their young children ciggerettes are bad? pleeeeeeeeeease dont have kids EVER.
limabeans101029 21
14- It's true that you can't force them not to smoke when they're old enough, but surely discouraging them from cigarettes when they're young (especially if they spend a lot of time around adult smokers) is a good thing? I don't judge people who smoke, but there's no denying that it IS very bad for you, and for the people around you. That isn't a matter of opinion, it's a fact.
mezochan 29
Oh, great! Let me just give my four year old cigarettes to see if they like them or not. Since we're letting them decide for themselves what's right and wrong, instead of setting an example and teaching them.
ma12r 22
Maybe you could've chosen a bit of a better word than poop. But hey at least he knows their bad.
ohSNAPyall 27
OP: Cigarettes are icky. Kid: That man smells iiiiiiiiiiiiicky!
JKPwnage 27
they're*
Stillo 25
Aren't kids just adoreable... :D
tanishpradhan 20
Adorable*
immaloser95 28
At least he knows that they're bad. I used to babysit a brat kindergartner that thought it was cool to pretend to smoke.
nityasomaiya 46
Wow, that sounds like sh- poop!
gherty 15
Well, when people smoke, they don't smell good haha
Myo_fml 20
I know my boyfriend smokes some that literally smell like dog poop sometimes.
xxegosuicide 13
Yeah the kid spoke the truth. Lol
vikky538 29
Atleast your son knows cigarettes are not good
be82tw 17
Success!
FenMcc 10
Maybe the body builder will rethink his life decisions... Or maybe he wont.