Insanity
La Poste, France
Today, I managed to get my 4-year-old son to agree that, "cigarettes are poop." I was a lot less proud of myself when he pointed at a 6-foot bodybuilder-type dude in the subway and yelled, "That man smells of pooooooop." FML
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DeadHorseman 11
if your kid said that to me, i would've just laughed it off while crying on the inside.
123ika 16
He's young,I bet the guy didn't get offended.Young kids always say stuff like that
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nodai 13
Even reading words of a French accent are sexy xD
A_Little_Girl77 12
Kids say the darnedest things.. XD assuming the kid is adorable so you should be okay. ;)
momac86 17
Well it's true... Kids only says what adults can't
ILikeKoalas 24
Well if it was the kid that said it, the bodybuilder guy can't really do much about it. Because punching OP would probably leave the child in tears.
rexey83 8
I once called my mom's black friend "Chocolate"
Merylwen 24
I think most black people wouldn't actually take offense. It's really not the worst thing you could say.
thecrazymancan 17
Really? "Cigarettes are poop"? -.- Just tell them the facts about it. No need to go and make shit up.
Roxas_hearts 27
The kid's 4 years old
thecrazymancan 17
And that means what exactly? -.-
Crystal_da_thing 23
Well could be worse
Endore 14
Maybe he actually smelled like poo?
Bradley_Dillon 39
It bothers me when I have to smell extreme cigarette while standing next to someone. I guess I can't really complain though, since they are their own person.
GeneralGuerrier_fml 15
He's young... Fortunately !