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Insanity La Poste, France

Today, I managed to get my 4-year-old son to agree that, "cigarettes are poop." I was a lot less proud of myself when he pointed at a 6-foot bodybuilder-type dude in the subway and yelled, "That man smells of pooooooop." FML

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if your kid said that to me, i would've just laughed it off while crying on the inside.

He's young,I bet the guy didn't get offended.Young kids always say stuff like that

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randomheartthrob 7

Kids say the darnest things

I am confused why you would want you child to age that "cigarettes are poop"?

I would have been proud. That's cute and funny!

"... and that, kids, is how mommy/daddy became one of the country's top athletes."

That is hilarious.

He has pretty good grammar for a 4 year old

I once had a kid grab my boob and ask for milk.

XcuzimsotiredX 25

my dad told me beer was made of rotten milk

How is this bad? Little children say stuff like this all the time.

As a parent it's slightly embarrassing lol

amileah13 26

Yeah he's just a little kid hopefully the guy didn't take it too harsh.