Today, I made the long drive to work, got out of the car, and realised that I'd forgotten to put shoes on before I left the house. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I wore my new shoes to work, feeling confident. Halfway through the day, I found out that I'd forgotten to remove a giant price sticker on the left sole. My boss pointed it out during a meeting, as I crossed my legs. FML
Today, I wore a new pair of shoes to work and spent the entire day hobbling around in discomfort. It wasn't until I got home that I realized I had forgotten to take remnants of the packing foam out of the tips of the shoes. FML
Today, I almost missed the bus. I grabbed my backpack and ran out the door. It wasn't until after we got to school that I realized I was still in my slippers. FML
Today, I woke up early to travel to the office headquarters 3.5 hours away for important meetings. After waking up at 5.30am, picking up all my colleagues and driving 40 min out of town, I realised I was wearing my woolen house slippers. They were the only pair of shoes I'd brought on the trip. FML
Today, I was running late for work. As I hurried out the door, I managed to trip over my own feet, fall off the front porch, and key my new car. FML
Today, I got up at five, got dressed, and walked halfway to work in the snow. I then realized that it's Sunday. I also forgot my keys. FML
Today, I took the bus home after visiting a friend. Standing in front of my house, I realized that I had forgotten my keys. They were still in my car, which I had parked at my friend's place and forgotten. FML
Today, I wore a new pair of shoes to work that I'd bought yesterday. Around lunchtime, I finally realised that one shoe felt slightly tighter than the other. I took it off and found some paper stuffing still inside. I'd spent five hours walking around with it. FML
Today, after 7 hours on my feet at work, my boyfriend picked me up. Relieved, I took off my shoes. Suddenly, he looked up and sniffed, asking, "Is that your feet?" I'd forgotten to put on socks in my rush to work. He made me put my shoes back on and sit in the back, windows open. FML
Today, I woke up and went down to the park for a walk. I later realized I'd forgotten to bring the house keys with me, so I got stuck waiting until somebody opened the door for me. FML
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Top comments
MilkShakez 0
Thats better than forgetting your pants
moosemonkey1000 6
you didnt feel the pebbles on the ground?
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Comments (104)
Xathanos 16
He didn't forget his shoes he was wearing invisable shoes, works so well you'll fool yourself..
ChelsBearr 0
Bahahah, Win.
Saltime 0
Go back and put them on. It's not that hard...
Cheylea 10
Hence the sentence, "long drive to work" apparently driving back is not an option.
Saltime 0
"No shoes, no shirt, no service." I'm sure the boss would understand, depending on what his job is.
Acadania 0
okay?
SirBedevere 0
Build a moat.
bigdawg11 0
How could u not tell when u walked out the door ?
HannahForbesxo 13
Ah, another "I'd forget my own head if it wasn't screwed on" types. I'm surprised you didn't notice the coldness on your feet, regardless of whether you were wearing socks or not.
DeLpHe3zY 7
you dont need them lol
brainwash 0
Omg that's a recurring nightmare of mines! Hahahaha. Dang I can't believe someone actually did it lol
Imabigbeast 5
you so gansta'