Today, I made the long drive to work, got out of the car, and realised that I'd forgotten to put shoes on before I left the house. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I wore my new shoes to work, feeling confident. Halfway through the day, I found out that I'd forgotten to remove a giant price sticker on the left sole. My boss pointed it out during a meeting, as I crossed my legs. FML
Today, I wore a new pair of shoes to work and spent the entire day hobbling around in discomfort. It wasn't until I got home that I realized I had forgotten to take remnants of the packing foam out of the tips of the shoes. FML
Today, I almost missed the bus. I grabbed my backpack and ran out the door. It wasn't until after we got to school that I realized I was still in my slippers. FML
Today, I woke up early to travel to the office headquarters 3.5 hours away for important meetings. After waking up at 5.30am, picking up all my colleagues and driving 40 min out of town, I realised I was wearing my woolen house slippers. They were the only pair of shoes I'd brought on the trip. FML
Today, I was running late for work. As I hurried out the door, I managed to trip over my own feet, fall off the front porch, and key my new car. FML
Today, I got up at five, got dressed, and walked halfway to work in the snow. I then realized that it's Sunday. I also forgot my keys. FML
Today, I took the bus home after visiting a friend. Standing in front of my house, I realized that I had forgotten my keys. They were still in my car, which I had parked at my friend's place and forgotten. FML
Today, I wore a new pair of shoes to work that I'd bought yesterday. Around lunchtime, I finally realised that one shoe felt slightly tighter than the other. I took it off and found some paper stuffing still inside. I'd spent five hours walking around with it. FML
Today, after 7 hours on my feet at work, my boyfriend picked me up. Relieved, I took off my shoes. Suddenly, he looked up and sniffed, asking, "Is that your feet?" I'd forgotten to put on socks in my rush to work. He made me put my shoes back on and sit in the back, windows open. FML
Today, I woke up and went down to the park for a walk. I later realized I'd forgotten to bring the house keys with me, so I got stuck waiting until somebody opened the door for me. FML
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Top comments
MilkShakez 0
Thats better than forgetting your pants
moosemonkey1000 6
you didnt feel the pebbles on the ground?
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Comments (104)
obnum 19
so... u really didn't feel anything different since you weren't wearing shoes? I'm sure the car pedal mustve felt different at least
DropDeadSerena 0
wooooow you're smart -.-
KickItHigh 32
OP's name is Hannah, why is everyone saying he?
prismis 0
sounded like a "he" thing to do I guess. I thought she was a he too until u pointed that out lol
ladybug108 0
I was thinking that very same question....
baseballlegitly0 2
cool
calebacleveland 0
Holy crap, though I was the only one o_O
rhysfucker 24
that bites, but could have been much worse...
Fakeddd 0
Don't you love the feeling of earth between your toes? Oh wait... that's dog shit...
imonmyipad 0
haha
Fail030 0
You seriously didn't feel the pebbles on the ground while you were walking to your car? That's crazy.
Fakeddd 0
Hangovers are mean motherfuckers.
BWill9014 4
I hope you don't work somewhere that tends to have a messy floor like dairy queen