Today, I treated myself to a spa day at home. First, I decided to do a hot oil treatment on my hair. I was leaning over the saucepan of oil on the stove when it flared up in my face. On the bright side, I no longer have to worry about plucking my eyebrows. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got my hair dyed at a fancy salon. While the stylist was pulling out the foils in my hair I sat up and started screaming in pain because the hot foils were burning my scalp. All she said was "oh, you're fine". I went back home to find an oozing burn wound on my scalp. FML
Today, I decided to wax my eyebrows. My entire eyebrow came off. FML
Today, I decided to take a relaxing shower. My face mask made my face break out in hives. While exfoliating, my nipples became chafed. Then I slipped and cut myself while shaving. FML
Today, I decided to wax my own eyebrows with a Do It Yourself kit from the pharmacy. I'm now missing half of my right eyebrow. FML
Today, I decided to use an at-home waxing kit for the first time to get rid of the hair on my upper lip. After experiencing the trauma of waxing, I fell asleep. A few hours later, I woke up to see that I now have acne everywhere I had waxed. I have an acne mustache. FML
Today, I'd planned a DIY 'treat yourself' spa day at home. I put on a face mask and settled to relax in a bubble bath. Just as I was getting out of the tub, I slipped on the wet floor and crashed into the wall, leaving a perfect imprint of the face mask on the tiles. FML
Today, I had my back waxed to deal with the uncontrollable hair growth. Afterwards, I broke out in numerous pimples where the hair used to be. Basically, a lose-lose situation. FML
Today, while getting my hair done, I was annoyed that the beautician was not paying attention while straightening my hair. After asking her three times to watch what she was doing, I grabbed the iron and said "let me do it, you're going to burn me!". I then burned two layers of skin off my ear. FML
Today, after spending 2 years growing out my hair, rubbing in oils to make it strong and healthy so I could shave it off and donate to a cancer charity to make wigs, I had a mishap at work with a car's cracked petrol tank. I now have 2nd degree facial burns and like 90% of the hair is burned away. FML
Today, I decided to try a new hair removal cream. Turns out, I'm allergic to it. My face now looks like a tomato with eyebrows. FML
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pete275 0
I'm pretty sure deep-frying your hair is NOT part of any spa treatment. You probably misunderstood what it was.
666midnight 0
Lol, do you not know oil catches fire if you heat it on its own for too long? YDI =P
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Comments (122)
FreddyLunch 0
Good one.
ChelseaChops 1
Ouch. Home spas generally go wrong. You get an agreed from me.
666midnight 0
Lol, do you not know oil catches fire if you heat it on its own for too long? YDI =P
pete275 0
I'm pretty sure deep-frying your hair is NOT part of any spa treatment. You probably misunderstood what it was.
hilda_kitty 16
I wonder if deep-fried hair tastes as good as it sounds?
hahafmls 8
This spa just sounds abnormal.
onomatopoea 0
You're an idiot. Why would you lean over hot oil a stove? You deserved those singed eyebrows. At least, I hope it's a lesson learnt.
24788 7
lol, at least I don't have to pluck my eyebrows anymore.
xoxolovemexoxo 0
6 I find that funny too
Tess_fml 7
AHA nice.
onigiriqueen 0
Stupid people should be put into camps.
Drew_bear7 0
Lucky you didn't earn youself a Darwin Award. YDI. + Is that kind of hair treatment oil flamable?
LilKonvicted 0
You totally deserved that one. Oh yeah btw. You're kinda retarded