Today, I made fun of a girl singing passionately along to a song on her radio while in traffic next to me. She decided that her chocolate milkshake would make a good addition to my brand new seat covers. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was sitting behind a cute girl in class. She said she liked musicals, so I played The Greatest Showman at full blast on my headphones. She turned around and moved seats. FML
Today, I got caught singing '80s hair metal love ballads to myself in the car by the object of my affection. FML
Today, I connected my phone to my car’s Bluetooth to listen to music. I didn’t realize my playlist had shuffled onto an old voice memo where I'd drunkenly recorded myself singing a heartfelt love song about pizza. It played as my boss got in for our carpool to a conference. I had to sit through the drive while she hummed along to “Cheese, you complete me.” FML
Today, I was singing and drumming on the steering wheel in my car while stuck in traffic, only to realize the car next to me was full of my carpooling coworkers, all staring at me in disbelief. They spent the day at the office requesting songs. FML
Today, I had my headphones on while on the bus. I didn't realize how loud the music was till the woman sitting next to me punched me for changing her favorite song and then "ignoring her" when she asked me to put it back. FML
Today, I was singing loudly in my car at a red light, completely oblivious. When I finished the song, I turned to see a bus full of passengers watching (and also some of them filming) my performance. FML
Today, while driving during rush hour, I was singing so loudly that some jackass in the car next to me felt he should get my attention by throwing a wadded-up McDonald's bag through my open window, hitting me in the face with it, and telling me to shut up. FML
Today, while driving to work in heavy traffic, I got so into the song I was listening to that I tapped my foot on the gas to the beat. I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, after pulling up to my girlfriend's house for dinner with her parents, one of my favorite songs begin to play on the radio. After my 3 minutes of air drumming, I look up to see my girlfriend and her parents bouncing with laughter. FML
Today, my friend and I offered a hot girl a lift home from campus. I was sitting in the passenger seat and she climbed in behind me. As I adjusted my seat forward to give her more leg room, my friend pulled off - slamming my seat back into her legs. FML
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Top comments
poulkrebs 20
Whatever happened to minding ones own business ? If you don't like her singing, fair enough, but ydi for being an ass about it
najraa 19
I guess her milkshake didn't bring you to her yard ..
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Comments (209)
SofiaM0517 8
Wow you are an asshole...
Olivia93 20
OP needs to grow up I think. That's playground actions and even then it's not acceptable !! Shame on you OP
katertott 44
That was rude of both of you. However, you weren't the one that vandalized property with what was probably a very delicious drink. I suppose if you have her license plate and are a smooth talker, you could convince the police to charge her. Next time, keep your windows rolled up- or better yet, your mouth shut- while in the moment.
ThinkF4LL65 3
yeah. you deserved it
dwade64 1
Everyone here must be angels and not joke around or make fun of their friends. We don't know if he did it jokingly or not. Not knowing, I'd give him the benefit of the doubt. Either way, the girl shouldn't destroy property
Animekid126 13
That's when you blast your stetro
rocker_chick23 27
What the **** is a stetro? Oh, you mean STEREO. A stetro is a pencil grip, so it's kind of hard to blast it.
pwookie 5
Well that's why u don't be a jerk to people
toiletgod 15
I'm just thinking, "Who has seat covers?" Your life does suck.
otumboo 10
karma caught up to you quickly
JustTemporary 24
Where as throwing the milkshake was a little too far, OP totally deserved it. She should have gone with something less likely to get her in trouble but still get back at OP.