Today, I made a video for a school tour of my apartment in German. The walls in my apartment are thin, so you could hear my sister having phone sex in her room in the background. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out just how thin the walls at my new student flat are. They are so thin in fact, that I can hear the creepy guy next door say my full name over and over again very slowly whilst masturbating rigorously. FML
Today, I learned that my apartment's walls are thin enough for my neighbors to hear my vibrator. I've lived in this apartment for three years. I've been single and horny for all of them. FML
Today, I had my parents over at my new apartment. As I was telling them how quiet and peaceful my new place is, we could hear my neighbors talking nasty to each other before launching into a full-blown sex ordeal. FML
Today, I told my friend over videochat every explicit detail of what I had in store for my boyfriend later on in the day. I only realized afterwards that her whispering during the story was her way of trying to tell me her dad was in the room listening to the whole thing. FML
Today, I was video chatting with my boyfriend, when his doorbell rang. He said it was his friend and that he'd be back soon. He shut off his video feed but forgot to mute his audio. A few minutes later, I heard him and some orgasm-faking girl getting it on in the background. FML
Today, I was getting sick of listening to the guy in the next room over getting nasty with some girl, so I called my girlfriend to see if she wanted to go get some food. Then I heard her phone ring. Through the wall. FML
Today, I was having sex with a girl. She was really into it and not holding back on the noise...That is, until I received a text message from my little sister next door reading "If she is making that much noise, she is probably faking it...Trust me, I know." FML
Today, at 1 a.m., I had my headphones on trying to watch porn. I live in an apartment with thin ass walls anyway, and I didn’t realize my headphone jack had come undone. The volume was terrible on the video so I raised it louder, not realizing it until like maybe halfway through the video, and my window was also open. FML
Today, I had some hot phone sex with my long-distance girlfriend. Half-way through, my mom stormed in, and told me I was disgusting and sick for doing it in the same room as my brother. I forgot about the baby monitor. FML
Today, I made a couple of videos of me playing guitar and singing some of my favorite songs. I got back from school to find my family huddled around the camcorder, laughing, imitating, and making jokes about the video. FML
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XxNinjaDaytonaxX 0
Ouch that sucks. But couldn't you mute the sound or edit it out?
afdude87 6
haha. hopefully the teacher thought it was hot and gave you an A.
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Comments (105)
sourgirl101 29
"Ja, härter, härter, härter" Your film sounds interesting! I'm sure no one will be bored.(:
BabyBlaze 0
Lol. Niiiice.
Capt_Oblivious 10
mich so geil mich dich lieben lange Zeit
itsalwaysYDI 0
why are you still living with your sister? But if your in high school--why is she having phone sex that early in age? Kids are just learning this stuff too early.
sourgirl101 29
It doesn't say the sister is young or younger. Wow, jump to conclusions much?
sourgirl101 29
It doesn't say the sister is young or younger. Wow, jump to conclusions much?
sourgirl101 29
It doesn't say the sister is young or younger. Wow, jump to conclusions much?
sourgirl101 29
It doesn't say the sister is young or younger. Wow, jump to conclusions much?
briidontgive_ 0
Why have your comments been repeating lately -_-
itsalwaysYDI 0
well if she is older and they are still living with mom and dad..then that's bad on her part. if she is older and living with him at his apt..still bad on her. if she is younger...then my question is still why does she know how to have phone sex?
lmaoatall 6
just tell everyone you have a ghost. a phone sex operator choked to death sucking on a banana in your home. you tried a sexerism and she just won't leave.
TraceCase_ 19
Ha, sucks to be your sister. At least you had some warning and knew better than to extend the visual part of the tour into her room. Some things your eyes can never un-see.
Stupidpeopleanno 5
Du bist noob.
DarknessToLight 5
YouTube? lol jk jk
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
Good job, I usually don't care for your comments, but that one was acceptable XD
keeks46 12
your sister will be embarassed
khaya 9
So you basically made a porno.