Ear Invasion
Albuquerque, United States
Today, I made a new friend: the cricket the doctor pulled out of my ear canal. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
nk
United States
Today, I was so lonely that I had a 3 hour conversation with a one-legged cricket I found in my room. I'm keeping him. He has a name. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I went through the nightmare of having to go to my doctor so he could remove a living spider from my nasal cavity. FML
Anonymous
United States
Waxing and waning
Today, I went to the doctor's to get a checkup. When the nurse stuck the Otoscope into my ear to look, she was disgusted. When she pulled it out, she told me that I had an ear infection, and that she'd popped a pimple in there by mistake. FML
jaqlove
Clementon, United States
Today, I woke up with a cockroach in my ear. FML
Xandriajoy10
Australia
Today, a fly flew into my ear canal and got stuck. It was the most horrifying two minutes of my life. FML
Anonymous
Littleton, United States
Top o' the mornin' to ya
Today, I woke up bright and early… because a spider crawled into my ear. FML
Anonymous
Ewwwwww
Today, my excruciating ear pain turned out to be a bastard maggot eating away at all the vital things behind my eardrum. The doctor pulled it out, but I’m now permanently deaf in that ear and can’t balance. I fall if I try to stand or walk further than 5 feet. FML
John
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Saint Lucia
Creepy crawlies
Today, I discovered that it is possible for bugs to lay eggs in your ears. FML
Anonymous
Victoria, Canada
I am the passenger
Today, when I went to the bathroom, I found an earwig in my underpants. Yes, it was alive. FML
caempa
Australia
Today, I was taking my earrings out and thought I had lost the back of one. Turns out my ear infection has caused the flesh of my ear to grow around and engulf the back of my earring and it is still stuck in there. FML
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Codezlol 21
Did you name him Jiminy??
isallwaysme 27
that little bugger
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Comments (90)
lowshadows 21
just let your conscious be your guide.
buckdharma 38
I have a bet whether it was a common field cricket or a snowy tree cricket? (there's a comic book riding on this.) Does anyone know professor (creepy) Crawley's phone #.
bethelise 8
nasty
EmberFury 7
♪You've got a friend in me...♪
yannabanah 9
Toy story? Really.
EmberFury 7
Yeah, I guess I'm alone on this one. Ah well.
perdix 31
So, when you tell your new friend a really great joke, do you just get crickets?
love_isnt_enough 15
Still a better love story than Twilight.
SpikeyKitten 5
I've a a beetle pulled outta my ear!! Everyone in the hospital watched.. Now they call me buggy!
iloveandy143 7
It was still alive?!
countrygal500 1
well...on the bright side you have a new friend?
beacbum7 7
WORKAHOLICS!!