Anonymous
Israel
Today, I'm sat at home alone on a Friday night, watching a documentary online about decomposing elephants. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Australia
Dumbo's jumbo dungo
Today, I learned not to get a job as an elephant keeper at the zoo when the water at home is out for a week for renovations. FML
anon
United States
Lonely but tidy
Today, I spent an hour cleaning my apartment because I thought I had a date coming over. Right as they were supposed to arrive, they canceled because they “got too tired.” Now it’s just me, alone in a spotless apartment, watching a terrible documentary on Netflix. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got excited because I found Monsters University and The Croods online, neither of which I've seen. I'm 33, single, and it's Saturday night. FML
Anonymous
Montréal, Canada
Life is life
Today, I spent all day watching sad cat adoption/rescue videos on Instagram and now I'm bummed out thinking about how mine are going to die within my lifetime. FML
Anonymous
United States
Lonely
Today, I'm a 19 year-old college student in NYC, it's Friday night and I'm sitting alone on my bed in my dorm room, talking to my mother on Facebook. Then she stopped responding. Turns out even my mother has better things to do on Friday night. FML
bridetobe
United States
Today, I'm sitting at home, alone, playing video games. My wedding is tomorrow afternoon. None of my bridesmaids wanted to hang out tonight. FML
fall3nrain
United States
Good boy
Today, I was trying to keep myself occupied due to my recent breakup. I was reading this book someone gave me about animal communication, so after a while, I figured I'd give it a shot. Then it dawned on me; I'm single, at home on a Friday night, and I'm trying to talk to my dog. FML
latino14
Annapolis, United States
Today, I tried to go to the gym, but I ended up watching cat videos on YouTube for three hours. FML
squishylog
United States
Life's a beach
Today, my friend and I went for a late night walk along the beach. We decided to sit down on a log. It was a dead seal. FML
sadgirl
Netherlands
Today, the only thing that cheered me up was a documentary about IKEA, and seeing how my furniture was made. FML
Top comments
loveuforever 0
Elephants are cool though.
KingDingALing 9
Did a Hyena come along and eat out his b-hole?
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Comments (164)
shannon1029 4
think on the bright side, its better than watching the music video friday
snippyxD 7
.. well it's better than this gang sitting @ home commenting on fmlz xD wtg gang :3
OceanBreathesSal 5
Ya, you didn't know? I just watched one last week. It had great graphics(:
Skatejock21 0
so what... there's nothing great about a friday except that it's the end of the week. You'll survive... I promise. Life isn't that difficult to live, unless you make it that way, despite what life throws at you. Go to a movie or something, play online games... drinking isn't always the best way to spend a friday night anyways. Being at home on a friday night can be a good thing.
beastboy103 0
yea u can beat off to some por and have a beer alone while watching online movies
flighted 1
OMG ME TOO. AT THIS MOMENT. Except it's about elephants killing people and it's on nat. Geo....and while my boyfriend and friend are out at the club I'm stuck here. I'm with ya op....>:{
summerhot_fml 2
sadly thats more interesting then my whole weekend combined! :/
MissAwesomeness 4
today, I realized that there're two FMLs that begin with the OP realizing something. FML.
jasminea 0
just be happy people cared enough to comment about your life... I guess it is more interesting than you thought(:
jasminea 0
uhh, yeah I'll watch some 'pron'
kev88_fml 0
get a life I about to have a party over at my place if you guys are in Cali in bay area hit me up