Today, I asked a girl to move from Tinder to WhatsApp, after 3 weeks of nice chat. She said no way, and that I just wanted nudes and then unmatched. The only intention I had was getting to know her and asking her on a date. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was messaging a girl on a dating app. Things were going well so I thought I'd ask her to meet. She had listed hiking as an interest 3 times on her profile so I suggested we meet at a state park. She told me she doesn't hike on a first meet and blocked me. FML
Today, the girl I’ve had a crush on for months told me she scored a Tinder date and she’s so excited to go out with him. Just last week, I worked up the courage to ask her to be my girlfriend and she told me she doesn’t want a relationship, and “doesn’t believe in love anymore.” FML
Today, I matched with a woman on Tinder with whom I'd already talked on another dating app. The conversation had died out pretty quickly, so I was surprised she gave me a second chance. Her first message was to tell me how boring I was on the other app. FML
Today, I had a Tinder date with a girl who lied about her age; she was 22 but had told me she was 37. She used the word “like” seven times in the same sentence and and announced she expected me to pay her entire bill. I just walked away, so she threw a waiter's tray at the back of my head. FML
Today, some babe finally super-liked me on Tinder, but didn't want to continue the chat after finding out I'm shorter than her. FML
Today, like for the last year, I’ve been on Tinder. I was having a great conversation with a man and we were planning a date for next week when he asked for my number. When I politely responded that I’d rather wait to exchange numbers after meeting in person, he blocked me. FML
Today, I was rejected by a girl when she told me she is not ready to date. We met on a dating website. FML
Today, this hot girl sent me a friend request. I accepted it and began to chat her up. She asked me if I was single. I told her I was, and proceeded to arrange a date for some drinks. Moments later, my wife sends me a screenshot of my conversation with the girl, with the caption, “Pack your shit and get the fuck out.” FML
Today, I finally matched with someone on Tinder after using it for a month. I sent a message and they unmatched. FML
Today, my Tinder date arranged an Uber to pick her up before we had even finished our appetizers. She was so bored she couldn't be bothered to stay for the whole meal. FML
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tounces7 28
The fact that she's on Tinder in the first place with the expectation of finding something meaningful tells you all you need to know anyway.
Xatraris 38
Then ask on Tindr. Is it so hard to use 1 chat platform? I'm personally done with online dating because of that stuff. "Follow my insta, add my Snap." If you matched on this platform then actually use it. It really does seem that by moving to another platform you're either looking to send explicit pics or you're looking for clout. Maybe I'm wrong, but it's how I see it.
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RichardPencil 32
Who doesn't want nudes? The difference is how annoying you are in asking for them.
sirrubberduckie 37
Really? 11 people think all or most of the guys on Tinder don't want nudes? I have some bad news for you...
tounces7 28
The fact that she's on Tinder in the first place with the expectation of finding something meaningful tells you all you need to know anyway.
Xatraris 38
Then ask on Tindr. Is it so hard to use 1 chat platform? I'm personally done with online dating because of that stuff. "Follow my insta, add my Snap." If you matched on this platform then actually use it. It really does seem that by moving to another platform you're either looking to send explicit pics or you're looking for clout. Maybe I'm wrong, but it's how I see it.
Iamthebanzai22 21
Yeah, some people actually just need to get over themselves a little. If you asked nicely, I see no reason why she can't answer you the same way even if it is just to decline your request.
Rodville 28
Asking a girl to change platforms mid conversation is the online equivalent to trying to get a girl away from her friends so you can roofie her. No matter how nicely you ask it will always be taken as a really creepy move.