Today, I'm on a class trip to Washington DC. Last night, my roommate took a shower, and I decided that I would take one in the morning. This morning, I found out after I got out of the shower that my roommate used one towel for drying himself, and the other for a mat. He didn't hang either of them up. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was drying myself with a towel after a shower when I noticed a bad smell. After running out of toilet paper last night, one of my friends decided to use my clean towel to wipe herself instead. FML
Today, I woke up in my boyfriend's dorm and decided to take a shower before he woke up. I used the girls bathroom on the above floor, and afterwards just threw on a towel and ran to the elevator. I forgot to press my boyfriend's floor and I was taken to the lobby in a towel. People were waiting. FML
Today, while taking a shower in the dorm bathroom, my roommate thought it would be funny to steal my towel, robe, and key. I spent over an hour waiting for someone to come into the bathroom so I could ask them to bring me something to cover up. FML
Today, my new roommate moved in. It seems that instead of using toilet paper like a normal human being, she instead opts to use the nearest towel in reach. I found this out when I went to dry off with mine after a shower. FML
Today, I found out that my roommate of over 8 years assumed “the rag” I keep “above the toilet” was meant for wiping, and “the rag” on the separate towel rack was for washing your face. I have used the hand towel “above the toilet” to dry my hands after washing for a decade. FML
Today, I was trying to be extra productive and washed all my clothes at once, including my bedding. I hung everything to dry and only realized too late that I had no dry sheets to sleep in. I ended up sleeping on a bare mattress, wrapped in a bath towel, like some kind of sad burrito. FML
Today, I was showering at my dorm. I had my clothes locked in a locker and my towel and robe hanging outside the stall. Someone took off with my towel and robe, which had my keys. I had to walk down three flights of stairs to get an extra key in nothing but a plastic shower curtain. FML
Today, I checked into a hotel for a work trip. When I walked in, the sheets and bath mat were stained, and there was soap-encrusted hair stuck in my folded towel. When I got back later in the day, all my stuff was gone because they apparently thought I'd checked out. FML
Today, I picked up my laundry from the wash-and-fold and proceeded to put everything away. I noticed a hand towel that wasn't mine and made a mental note to return it; turned out they'd given me someone else's boxers as well. My boyfriend doesn't believe me. FML
Today, I wrapped a towel around my waist so I could take a dump while using my laptop. I sat on the toilet seat and let a big load go. Turns out I forgot to unwrap the towel. FML
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AmyPond17 33
You can go to the front desk and ask for more towels
nonsensical 26
Well that's inconsiderate! I hope you didn't have to wait long for someone in the hotel to deliver you more towels...
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Comments (55)
fordneagles 34
How did you fail to notice that *before* you had a shower?
URBeingLied2 23
I wondered the same thing. How do you not notice both wet towels on the floor? Hotel bathrooms aren't that big.
jcash52426 5
Your roommate should have given you a heads up about the towel and you can always go to the front desk and ask for another one. Also don't most hotels give you a Matt for the floor.
ajk168 22
I don't get what's publish worthy about this FML. Seriously dude just use the towel that your roommate dried himself with it's not the end of the world. If he showered then he's clean.
ajk168 22
**** I didn't read that he didn't hang either of them up. My apologies, I didn't sleep last night. .-.
soulreaper12296 28
Your hotel room only had 2 towels? Most ones that I've been in have at least 3 or 4.
guttedbrit 26
oh my gosh I HATE when people don't hang wet towels up. Way to be considerate of you! like others have commented though, get some more from reception :)
ShotaSammy 17
At hotels you leave the towels on the floor to be cleaned by housekeeping, so it's not all that weird to not hang them up, though the roommate was inconsiderate of the fact that there weren't more towels
User90210 5
You use other people used towels?
doodlesdork 7
I always use the extra hand towel as a mat, that alone is large enough.
warrior2 20
I went on that DC trip!
cjl922 17
Bullshit
QQue 3
Always remember to bring your towel!
Sparx1_1 16
First rule of hotels - check for towels, drinking glasses, coffee, sugar, cream and anything else that the hotel provides and have extra sent up as soon as you arrive.
ShotaSammy 17
Don't forget shampoo, conditioner, soap, etc.
josephbates 8
Okay no YOU DESERVE IT how do you not notice that shit before you shower???