Today, I'm no longer allowed to work the drive-thru at my job, because over the weekend, 3 dumbasses I go to school with came in and complained to my manager, saying I sounded a creepy pervert and that it scared them enough to take their business elsewhere. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realized I might lose my job because some asshole customer complained about me to my district manager. His complaint? Girls can't work at video game stores. My DM agreed. FML
Today, I got threatened with a gun at the drive-thru, all because my coworker forgot to include extra fries in the guy's order. FML
Today, I was taking people's orders at the drive-thru. I was confused as to why people were screaming their orders at me, until one of my managers handed me a paper that he'd found taped to the menu, saying "speak loudly speaker isn't working properly." Punkd. FML
Today, I was fired from the trucking company I work for, due to numerous complaints about my reckless driving. I don't even do driving work there, but my ex keeps calling in to report me, and my boss wanted the calls to stop. FML
Today, at work, I overheard two of my coworkers talking about how "creepy" and "ugly" I am, and that I look like I'd be the kind of guy to sneak into someone's house and "have my way" with them. Boy, did that sure help with my self-esteem issues. I'm going to go and report them, but still. FML
Today, I was told by a former coworker that my former boss still talks about me being lazy, ever since the time I refused to do a few things on third shift when there was me and 2 other people working. I haven't worked there in 3 months. FML
Today, at work, a table of girls complained to the manager about me. The complaint? "He's not hot enough to work here. We want a sexy server." The manager agreed with them and sent me home. I might lose my job because of a table of shallow women. FML
Today, two customers complained about the shitty service they received from my coworkers. I apologized and asked about the complaint. Their issues were legitimate and I promised to pass them on. They demanded to speak to my manager and my coworkers got in trouble. Now they think I'm a snitch. FML
Today, we had customer complaints of a child molester hanging around our restaurant. After confrontation by a manager, he wouldn't leave. I had to be walked to my car after my shift by more than one person because I look 12 and they were afraid for me. I'm almost 19. FML
Today, I told a customer at the drive-thru I couldn't hear him as he had his music blaring too loud. The customer then drove to the window and verbally abused me for listening to my iPod at work. My "iPod" is the headset we use to take orders at the drive-thru. FML
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cOOkiEzRgOOd 22
Visit their houses and workplaces and really make them feel creeped out. Your voice is a blessing in disguise
Pootato88 15
Ya creepy pervert
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Comments (59)
smirnoff1589 9
Right, your life is terrible because you can't work in the drive thru. Get a real job and quit yer bellyachin'
rebelbelle 17
well at least you weren't fired
littlebriarrose 2
why is this bad though? the drive-thru sucks to work.
NodakN8V 25
Those are the friends that need the ass whoop'ns. You don't mess with pay checks.
pockleboy 7
Hey there little boy, want some candy. Hebert the Pervert.
worldclassrager 41
Be observed for a bit that might get you back on...if not I sure hope that's not your favourite part of your job
mas12806 24
I feel you, OP. I've dealt w/ similar authority figure like your boss when to them the truth just doesn't matter. They'll take anything they hear to the board
KyleLord_ 9
I hit "you deserve it" by accident. I didn't mean it, I'm sorry.
duskglow 12
Isn't that a good thing though? I always thought working at the drive through was the worst.
Dean31 11
Honestly you should tell your boss they go to your school and just wanna start trouble