Today, I'm no longer allowed to work the drive-thru at my job, because over the weekend, 3 dumbasses I go to school with came in and complained to my manager, saying I sounded a creepy pervert and that it scared them enough to take their business elsewhere. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized I might lose my job because some asshole customer complained about me to my district manager. His complaint? Girls can't work at video game stores. My DM agreed. FML
Today, I got threatened with a gun at the drive-thru, all because my coworker forgot to include extra fries in the guy's order. FML
Today, I was taking people's orders at the drive-thru. I was confused as to why people were screaming their orders at me, until one of my managers handed me a paper that he'd found taped to the menu, saying "speak loudly speaker isn't working properly." Punkd. FML
Today, I was fired from the trucking company I work for, due to numerous complaints about my reckless driving. I don't even do driving work there, but my ex keeps calling in to report me, and my boss wanted the calls to stop. FML
Today, at work, I overheard two of my coworkers talking about how "creepy" and "ugly" I am, and that I look like I'd be the kind of guy to sneak into someone's house and "have my way" with them. Boy, did that sure help with my self-esteem issues. I'm going to go and report them, but still. FML
Today, I was told by a former coworker that my former boss still talks about me being lazy, ever since the time I refused to do a few things on third shift when there was me and 2 other people working. I haven't worked there in 3 months. FML
Today, at work, a table of girls complained to the manager about me. The complaint? "He's not hot enough to work here. We want a sexy server." The manager agreed with them and sent me home. I might lose my job because of a table of shallow women. FML
Today, two customers complained about the shitty service they received from my coworkers. I apologized and asked about the complaint. Their issues were legitimate and I promised to pass them on. They demanded to speak to my manager and my coworkers got in trouble. Now they think I'm a snitch. FML
Today, we had customer complaints of a child molester hanging around our restaurant. After confrontation by a manager, he wouldn't leave. I had to be walked to my car after my shift by more than one person because I look 12 and they were afraid for me. I'm almost 19. FML
Today, I told a customer at the drive-thru I couldn't hear him as he had his music blaring too loud. The customer then drove to the window and verbally abused me for listening to my iPod at work. My "iPod" is the headset we use to take orders at the drive-thru. FML
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cOOkiEzRgOOd 22
Visit their houses and workplaces and really make them feel creeped out. Your voice is a blessing in disguise
Pootato88 15
Ya creepy pervert
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Comments (59)
beeferjay 34
with a manager that dense, you should be running the place in no time
Morning_fml 22
It's funny that some customers think that the entire business runs on them. "If this happens again, I'm not coming back here." Oh, right, I forgot, the entire business will shut down because we don't have your loyalty anymore. Just do you, OP. Make sure you assert yourself. Don't stand for injustice like that.
Solano2580 24
I think everyone is missing the point, and that these three dumbasses could get OP fired with a few bullshit lies.
SecundusSecunda 27
Thinking about working the drive-thru reminds me of that comedian screaming "WHOPPEEEER, WHOPPER NO ONION!" Those kids might have done you a favor OP
writerchic85 26
Dane cook
Zebediabolical 45
If they came in together it was very likely to **** you over. If they came in seperately, there may be a real issue here. Still, FYL.
Fairyjoshy 13
The issue could still be that they hate him and want to ruin his life for petty reasons. It isn't hard to plan it out like that.
Zebediabolical 45
I agree. That's why I didn't say there IS a real issue.
Calingaladha 21
Stop breathing so heavily into the headset.
the_aspect 28
I feel bad for you.
psyjoniz 12
so this is where a joke is not really a joke and people (including virtually everyone commenting) need to recognize where this line is and only cross it with people you hate. do these three hate you?
Lalala579121 28
We can bet OP hates them by now at least.
sailorsaturn10 5
Omg this is a brilliant idea to get out of working drive thru.
Dommon 7
don't worry karma will do its justice