Today, I'm going to be helping the love of my life pick out an engagement ring for my cousin. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Apron strings
Today, my fiancé told me he wants to buy an engagement ring for his mother, so that she doesn't feel left out. FML
Today, while at work, I helped my ex-husband pick out a ring for the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Today, I spent nearly an hour helping a customer pick out an engagement ring. I rang him up, picked out a super cute box for the ring, and wished him luck. Later I realized I never put the ring inside the box. FML
For better, for worse
Today, my boyfriend and I went shopping for an engagement ring. We ended up breaking up in the process. FML
Love bites
Today, the man I love showed me the ring he's going to give to the woman that he loves. Who is someone else. FML
Today, I was shopping for rings with my fiancée. We spent over two hours selecting the perfect ring and diamond to match. When filling out the paperwork I discovered I left my wallet at home. She had to pay the 20% down payment for the ring. FML
So romantic
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me with the prettiest, most simple ring I have ever seen. I called my sister to tell her the good news, and her response was, "I know. He had me steal the ring from Claire's." FML
Romance in Appalachia
Today, my mother beamingly asked for my opinion on her wedding dress. She is engaged to her cousin. Conveniently, they already have the same last name. FML
Today, because my fiancé is criminally incompetent at budgeting, I'm now having to pay the first installment for my own wedding ring. FML
Swoon
Today, my boyfriend said he wanted to marry me. Since he doesn't know my ring size, he asked for me to find a ring that I liked, and he would buy it and propose. The only problem is that he won't spend more than 200 dollars on it. Oh, the generosity. FML
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unknown_user5566 27
I can't imagine how difficult that would be. You are a strong person for being supportive of your cousin; I can't say that I'd be such a good sport if I were in your position.
CanCann 16
Your love is coming. Just hold on an be patient. Congratulations on being a wonderful enough person that you haven't tried to sabotage your cousin's happiness for your own.
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Comments (101)
S182 15
Ouch... FYL... Have you talked to your cousin about it? Getting it off your chest may help you move on.
JoeRogansBEARD 15
Getting on her chest might help too;) ( sorry I tried to make it dirty)
chosha_fml 27
Tell her cousin she's in love with her fiancé? Worst idea ever.
S182 15
Wouldn't be the worst idea ever for me... Buy hey, what works for me won't work for everyone. It was just a friendly suggestion, to be used at OPs discretion. I'm pretty sure there are ideas that are worse than mine... Like the holocaust. I believe that is an appropriate example of an idea which is worse than what I suggested.
jazzyjazz23 9
If you really do believe that he is the love of your life you should fight for him.
ammerhammer 3
Not against someone she loves
mercedesfist 4
I hate when people are afraid to tell the person they love how they feel but will bitch a out not having that person. Put your big girl pants on and tell him how you feel or move on. You are choosing to waste your life otherwise.
dreamer36 0
Agreed!
OneLittleAdditio 9
You're assuming she hasn't. maybe (huge maybe) she has and he didn't feel the same way and now she's trying to ne strong and supportive towards her cousin!
K_kanaka 26
Another poor victim of the dreaded Friend-zone. Fyl OP I pray that you get threw this.
doumtabarnack 12
That's called being a doormat
perdix 31
Pick out a ring that's two sizes too small. Blood flow will get cut off to your cousin's finger. Your cousin's finger will turn gangrenous. She will die of blood poisoning. Comfort your lover at the funeral. Claim what has always been rightfully yours. Mwa-ha-ha!
hopsinlove17 26
Sounds like you've done this before....O.O
Merylwen 24
That... is... brilliant. You're an evil genius. I like you.
ammerhammer 3
You are terrible people! She shouldn't sabotage their happiness, especially since she loves them both. She should wait for her Prince Charming. She's obviously gonna get one because she is obviously an amazing person
RydeOrDie 7
Yes. They are all terrible people because they commented on a post with some unrealistic humor. If so, we are all going to hell...
perdix 31
#64, first, some people hate their cousins. Second, the cousin would probably say, "Hey, this ring is too tight. Let's get it sized properly," so my diabolical plan would not proceed to fruition. Ok, can you CTFD now?
candacekmp 14
Ouch I'm sorry
greeneyebeauty9 28
wow, if your cousin know how you felt, then this is just wrong..
tloko 2
The cousin probably didn't know. Otherwise - awkward....
momo1972 3
What a good sport
itsucksomg 6
okay that totally sucks :/ good luck with the next guy =)