Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I'm dating a guy who's back hair is longer than his dick. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
glitterzebra
United States
Today, I realized that I can tell how long it has been since I have been with a guy, by the length of my leg hair. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized that my pubes are longer than my penis itself. FML
cogu
France
Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML
emih
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend came to my workplace and presented me with a lock of his hair. His pubic hair that he'd just cut. FML
It’s just peach fuzz on my cheeks, but still
New York, United States
Fuzzy logic
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
lagirl
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Charming
Today, I had a date with this really cute guy. He invited me over to make dinner at his place. Eventually we end up in his bedroom to have sex. He pulls down my panties and says, "You need to shave that shit." FML
what is wrong with people
Collector's delight
Today, my boyfriend said he had a "long nose hair" collection. I laughed, thinking it was a joke. He then showed me a tin of long-ass hairs. I gagged. FML
mustache girl
Magog, Canada
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
Baldy
New Zealand
Today, my wife told me that she was leaving me for someone with more hair. FML
x
Lake Placid, United States
Today, I finally met the girl I've been talking to on phone for a while and found her charming in person as well. There's just one problem: she has more facial hair than I do. FML
Top comments
CBL88 25
It's your choice to date the guy - if you don't like it, then don't date him.
Superbaker123 14
That sounds like more of an f his life
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Comments (48)
babyblueyes 27
I actually vomited in my mouth... *shudder*
caggybandicoot 34
Don't date him, then. No need to be a twat and post about it on here.
MushyPotato 2
That's probably one of the funniest things I've read. break up with him tho cause that's a pathetic penis
jasonrellet 22
You might want to shave his back, then his penis would be longer than his back hair, problem solved!
Konarika 11
*whose
caliguy08 17
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha That sucks for both of you
Xdorbs 3
This will get buried in the comments but complaining about a guys size is irrelevant. If you're not satisfied leave him. When you take your makeup off I'm sure you're no princess either.
ham_spam 17
Depends on the guys age length of hair and if he's at least 5 and a half inches erect there should be no problem
Headcrabb 0
Compensating for something?
AtoTheRnaLeigh93 2
What kinda shit person goes and just posts negative comments on a public site about their 'significant' others appearance? Especially that personal. How would you feel if he posted how ugly you looked naked publicly. F his life. He should dump you.