Today, I'm dating a guy who's back hair is longer than his dick. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I realized that I can tell how long it has been since I have been with a guy, by the length of my leg hair. FML
Today, I realized that my pubes are longer than my penis itself. FML
Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML
Today, my boyfriend came to my workplace and presented me with a lock of his hair. His pubic hair that he'd just cut. FML
Fuzzy logic
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
Charming
Today, I had a date with this really cute guy. He invited me over to make dinner at his place. Eventually we end up in his bedroom to have sex. He pulls down my panties and says, "You need to shave that shit." FML
Collector's delight
Today, my boyfriend said he had a "long nose hair" collection. I laughed, thinking it was a joke. He then showed me a tin of long-ass hairs. I gagged. FML
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
Today, my wife told me that she was leaving me for someone with more hair. FML
Today, I finally met the girl I've been talking to on phone for a while and found her charming in person as well. There's just one problem: she has more facial hair than I do. FML
Top comments
CBL88 25
It's your choice to date the guy - if you don't like it, then don't date him.
Superbaker123 14
That sounds like more of an f his life
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Comments (48)
StoneColdShaky 8
This doesn't seem right. You either need to accept him for what he has to offer or break it off. Every relationship must have attraction or it's doomed. Can be physical, emotional, intellectual, ... something. FYL only if you don't have the balls to be honest with him.
manaury23 0
lmaooo
edmunson 22
Both FYL and YDI whether one is too short and the other is too long, or not. Life is about personal choices...
Kyle Weis 2
Lol
Nbond2005 0
Gross lol
BlueJuly 3
Twist: His back hair goes down to his feet....
Atmey 5
My dick at least 10 times longer than my back hair, do I win something?