Today, I'm a shy guy normally, and when I talk to my friends I don't keep eye contact so I always look down even when I'm listening. My friend asked me why I always look at her boobs. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realized just how bad my problem with making eye contact is, when I caught myself looking the other way when the singer in a music video looked directly at the camera. FML
Today, I failed an oral speech because "I didn't look up once." The problem was, every time I looked up, my teacher looked down. Every time I looked down, she looked up. FML
Today, I realized just how shy and awkward I really am when I averted my eyes to avoid making eye contact with someone who turned out to be a cardboard cut-out. FML
Today, I went out to lunch with a girl I like and her best friend. We had a good time, even talked for a few hours at the restaurant, but after we left, she stopped talking to me. Her friend told her that I kept staring at her chest; I was trying to see what her pendant was. FML
Today, while looking through pictures of my boyfriend and me on Facebook, I noticed that in practically every single one featuring my best friend, his eyes are directed down her shirt. FML
Today, I decided to step out of my comfort zone and talk to my coworker because people have been saying I’m too shy. I say, "Hey" to a girl and she made fun of my voice. She’s the one who told me to talk more. FML
Today, I had to explain to this really intimidating girl that I wasn't giving her a dirty look, and that it was just my face at rest. FML
Today, I sat next to my crush in class in a very loose, low-hanging shirt in the front (my mother had made me wear it, I didn't want to), and I felt so giddy because he kept staring at me in shock. No, not because I'm so beautiful, but because my boobs were hanging out. FML
Today, I was at the mall blasting music. I was wearing a nice shirt, and had my iPod in my breast pocket. I noticed a cute girl smiling at me, so I smiled back and as she started to walk over, I turned down my music while smiling. It looked like I was rubbing my nipple. FML
Today, I was riding a bus. After having a conversation with my friend, I looked down and saw a little boy looking at me. He asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" As if that wasn't bad enough, when I responded that I was a girl, he said, "Oh. So, why do you have a boy voice then?" FML
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LoLoLo_fml 0
I find eye contact awkward and creepy too, I hate the fact that one teacher at my school told me not making eye contact is a sign of a liar or someone who has something to hide and pointed out another student who makes very good eye contact. I'm just shy but since she said that I always feel guilty when I look away now!! And the girl she pointed out happened to be real bitchy and known for bullying her friends! I really dislike that teahcer.
hawkeyes2011 0
hahaha. I've been there. I can't help it; it must be natural instinct.
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Comments (48)
MukyDaCookie 0
Oh man! I have this problem as well. But slightly different, my eyes are really sensitive so whenever it's bright out I have to walk looking kind of down and if theres a girl ahead of me, it looks like i'm staring at her ass. One time, just like yours a really hot one turned around and kind of jokinly said "Why are you staring at my ass?" I was mortified
Valb_16 0
Omg that happens to me 2 :/ Its ok dude... Its prob not the first time a guys looked at her boobs
AnnaSeptic 0
Haha I used to have a problem with that, but I'm a girl so it wasn't as bad for me. And 7 and 20, just because it's a sign of autism/asperger's doesn't mean OP has it. There are a LOT of other signs. why's everyone saying he deserves this though? i don't get it.
drummer21694 0
I do the same lol
happygoluckyhh 0
Awww! I feel so bad.
Makinitez 0
Dude...It isn't that hard. I used to almost kill myself over making eye contact, but now it's just a regular thing for me. The secret? Go to army basic training, HAH
Bboy_DiSpirit 24
lol dat happens to me a lot Xd
Shyman4ever 0
I do that all the time, it's really hard to look someone in the eye for a lot of people.
paleknight47 0
#12 me too :)
DaddyGreenPants 0
this is not a FML, man up you pathetic Mother FNCNU