Today, I'm a shy guy normally, and when I talk to my friends I don't keep eye contact so I always look down even when I'm listening. My friend asked me why I always look at her boobs. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized just how bad my problem with making eye contact is, when I caught myself looking the other way when the singer in a music video looked directly at the camera. FML
Today, I failed an oral speech because "I didn't look up once." The problem was, every time I looked up, my teacher looked down. Every time I looked down, she looked up. FML
Today, I realized just how shy and awkward I really am when I averted my eyes to avoid making eye contact with someone who turned out to be a cardboard cut-out. FML
Today, I went out to lunch with a girl I like and her best friend. We had a good time, even talked for a few hours at the restaurant, but after we left, she stopped talking to me. Her friend told her that I kept staring at her chest; I was trying to see what her pendant was. FML
Today, while looking through pictures of my boyfriend and me on Facebook, I noticed that in practically every single one featuring my best friend, his eyes are directed down her shirt. FML
Today, I decided to step out of my comfort zone and talk to my coworker because people have been saying I’m too shy. I say, "Hey" to a girl and she made fun of my voice. She’s the one who told me to talk more. FML
Today, I had to explain to this really intimidating girl that I wasn't giving her a dirty look, and that it was just my face at rest. FML
Today, I sat next to my crush in class in a very loose, low-hanging shirt in the front (my mother had made me wear it, I didn't want to), and I felt so giddy because he kept staring at me in shock. No, not because I'm so beautiful, but because my boobs were hanging out. FML
Today, I was at the mall blasting music. I was wearing a nice shirt, and had my iPod in my breast pocket. I noticed a cute girl smiling at me, so I smiled back and as she started to walk over, I turned down my music while smiling. It looked like I was rubbing my nipple. FML
Today, I was riding a bus. After having a conversation with my friend, I looked down and saw a little boy looking at me. He asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" As if that wasn't bad enough, when I responded that I was a girl, he said, "Oh. So, why do you have a boy voice then?" FML
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LoLoLo_fml 0
I find eye contact awkward and creepy too, I hate the fact that one teacher at my school told me not making eye contact is a sign of a liar or someone who has something to hide and pointed out another student who makes very good eye contact. I'm just shy but since she said that I always feel guilty when I look away now!! And the girl she pointed out happened to be real bitchy and known for bullying her friends! I really dislike that teahcer.
hawkeyes2011 0
hahaha. I've been there. I can't help it; it must be natural instinct.
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Comments (48)
pu13 5
Me too i find I dont keep eye contact and then I look down and people think its there boobs or crotch.
babbu18 0
She probably thinks there's something going on in your mind...
rdvfyubuyg 1
oh my friend is like that I asked hin why he was staring at my boobs he said "I'm not I just don't like eye contact with you"
medotcom 0
I do that too
khaoticpanda 28
i kinda hope you meant that cuz i was thinkin the same..! XD
shadow2903 11
I'm shy too, so I can understand this one...I hate awkward moments like that and obviously you do too, so FYL
CyberPunkTink 0
I like shy guys. She shouldn't be such a bitch.
SaintComet 3
I know that feel op... It's times like those that make me wish I didn't have eyes at all...
merrielp 13
MAN UP!!!!!
Snufflopagus 18
I'm actually the opposite. I feel like I'm being rude if I look anywhere other than someone's eyes when I'm talking to them. You'd be surprised by how often you can catch people staring at your chest :P