Today, while looking through pictures of my boyfriend and me on Facebook, I noticed that in practically every single one featuring my best friend, his eyes are directed down her shirt. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML
Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML
Today, I took a picture of myself and put it on Facebook. After I did so, I realized that in the background, you can see my crush's Facebook page up on my laptop. He tagged himself. FML
Today, I noticed that my boyfriend's sister looks at my ass more than my boyfriend does. FML
Today, I was looking at my pictures and there are none of me and my boyfriend together. The only photographic evidence of our relationship are pictures of bruises he has given me. FML
Today, I was on Facebook looking at pictures of my boyfriend, who was in his friend's wedding this past weekend. He said that none of the girlfriends could come because it would cost too much for the couple. I spent the weekend alone, and all his friend's girlfriends are in the pictures. FML
Today, my boyfriend took a selfie of us. When he turned his phone around, I saw his photos and there was a picture of him with his ex girlfriend earlier that day, despite him saying he had been at work all day. FML
Today, the girl my boyfriend cheated on me with posted pics of them kissing on Facebook, and tagged me in them. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were looking through an old photo album of mine. I turned to a page with a picture of me on my last day of college. I thought the picture was quite nice. He turned to me and said, "Don't worry, I take bad pictures too." FML
Today, my boyfriend forgot to tell me about the all-night bender he went out on, and what he got up to with my best friend. But its okay; the Facebook pictures say it all. FML
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KBeatz 5
Either that was just the biggest coincidence ever or he likes your friends knockers. But probably the latter.
flockz 20
didn't thumb anyone because i don't give a shit.
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Comments (230)
KBeatz 5
Either that was just the biggest coincidence ever or he likes your friends knockers. But probably the latter.
BaselxD 8
Down voted you by mistake
domking1315 20
Oh definately the coincidence!
peter27 0
9 - Downvoted you on purpose.
zachherbert 10
Up voted everyone, because I love you all.
JKr3slEMO 5
up voted cos I like ur pic..
nava1210 12
Downvoted everyone, because I hate you all! ..JK
flockz 20
didn't thumb anyone because i don't give a shit.
quimbi 3
didn't thumb anyone because that would be gross
SqueakyChipmunk 22
I didn't thumb anyone; I fingered someone though--wait....
Drigr 9
Guys like bewbs. Can OP honestly say they've never checked out a guy, or to take it a step further, went to see Magic Mike like every other guys GF did. I just find it funny that OP was looking at pics of her and her BF, yet really looking at pics "featuring" the best friend...
pablopoo 7
I like your pic;)
doctorhook86 25
124: I thumbed you down for not saying who you were replying to. 71: I like your pic too ;)
a563 3
I want to finger everyone who commented here. Vigourously.
imboredareyou 1
#68 Down voted because it was at 69 and I want someone else to get the glory of making it 69 again.
Discombobulated9 12
#95 I don't really think OP would be particularly bothered by the occasional photo of him checking out boobs. However, to see him looking at her best friends boobs in every single photo is an emotional backlash. I'm sure most men here would find it questionable if every photo of their girlfriend showed her checking out the best friends package.
devilcb 5
142 - He was obviously talking about the goat.
JKr3slEMO 5
142-lol I can say the same for you;P
klimpomppp 9
Thumbed everyone down coz im an evil hate filled shitbag .-.
iiDangerCloseBK 6
They must have been amazing.
SkoomaKi 28
All boobs are amazing. The best part is that there are so many kinds: small, big, round, soft, perky and so many others! I always ask myself why us men love them so much.
hockeyoceancity 13
Or very disgusting... Both eye catching.
geko911 22
35- I guess I should consider myself lucky not to have seen any ugly boobs. They are all different but never have I seen ugly breasts.
hockeyoceancity 13
92- Look at a 110 year olds breast's. They sag down to their belly buttom with sun spots and wriggles everywhere... Bad friend of mine took my ipod for a day and decided to make an old lady my screen saver.
theslimshadylp 6
He was just reading her shirt
Rommel1942 9
Thumbs up cuz Eminem is the best
domking1315 20
Thumbs up cause it was a funny comment. Not cause of the picture. Or else i would just have a picture of boobs.
efemel94 7
If it was cold he could have read the brail on it too.
drunkandfml 11
That's what he said
jordantiner 0
My girlfriend just found out I stare at her friends boobs. FML.
boofgall 16
Haha, you're pretty funny! Wait, no, you're not.
tennisrapper1 14
If 5 had said it with more, "PIZAZZ!" then maybe his statement would have been somewhat humorous.
cosmosis 12
Oh really? Tell me more abo.... Wait. i dont really give a ****. This FML aint about your problems
Shelta957 13
I think he was trying to do a reverse fml...,
OMFGLOLWTF 0
114 you dont say!
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
No shit dumbass
TTEmeraldRaven 3
Well at least if he ever breaks up with you he can't use "I think I'm gay" as an excuse.
mhopper 13
Gay guys like boobs too!!!
b0ngs 7
he may be looking at her boobs but he's in a relationship with you!
hockeyoceancity 13
Damn thank you for clearing that up for me!
b0ngs 7
^ shut up -_-
b0ngs 7
holy thumbs down...
boofgall 16
161- Glad you realized you're fighting a losing battle.
xRedRockerx 5
Facebook: Why Social Networks Ruin Lives
Shrike 24
Pretty sure Facebook didn't make the guy a disrespectful perv.
xRedRockerx 5
I know, I'd dump his ass if he did that to me, just providing some light, tongue-in-cheek humour.
KeyboardWarrior 10
So if a muscular man walked by you with his shirt off and you looked, do you think it would be fair for your boyfriend to dump you? We've all looked at one time or another. I wouldn't care if my girlfriend briefly checked out another guy, as long as she isn't going out of her way to do so and it's me she's coming back to. Being dumped for something as trivial as this seems hardly fair. Edit: I Realize that it's going on in every single picture, so sorry for jumping you like that. But my comment still stands for most situations.
LuminousKing 7
He might be cheating on you
KeyboardWarrior 10
This is probably the dumbest reason to assume a boyfriend is cheating that I have ever seen. Wait... Yep, this comment definitely takes the cake.
Keliosan 6
If he was cheating on her why would he stare?
SenselessPattern 12
24, you would not believe how hard it was to not comment about your cake being a lie. Damn it, not again...
Archay 13
You're complaining that you have awesome ****? That is quite queer.
linkinpark98 24
Hey, if one can sneak a peek at some boobies, the chance will be taken. Don't worry about it, OP. I'm sure it was just his natural reflex. ;)
jkmartinjk 16
I think OP is more concerned that her boyfriend is looking down her best friend's shirt. If it was some random lady that he'd never see again maybe she'd be okay with it.