Today, I lost my virginity. We'd both waited until marriage, so I thought it'd be nice and romantic. Nope. He slipped it into my ass and claimed he didn't know which hole was the right one. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I lost my virginity. In the middle of it, he just gave up and said he wasn't in the mood anymore. Then I had to listen about his past failed relationships for over an hour. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered, "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. Afterwards, he told me that he was only doing this because he wanted to know if he still truly loves his girlfriend. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. During the act, he looked deep in to my eyes before whispering, "Up the arse next time?" FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It hurt like hell, was over in less than a minute, and he tried to reuse the condom for a second round. FML
Today, I married a wonderful man. Even though both of us were no longer virgins, we decided to wait until marriage to sleep together. He just told me I was the worst he's ever had. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided it was time to lose our virginity. After our clothes were removed, we spent 30 minutes trying to figure out how to actually have sex, and eventually gave up. FML
Today, I decided it was time to lose my virginity to my boyfriend. After about ten minutes he started going faster and his stomach was slapping against mine. It was making a weird sound so I started laughing. Apparently that wasn't sexy and he went soft. My first time and we didn't even finish. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML
Today, I gave my virginity to my boyfriend. All I got in return was rug burn and an infection. FML
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Globrorey 3
Yeah if he slipped it in your ass he knew what he was doing. Secondly you can't just "slip it" in the ass without proper lube anyway. You should've felt him knocking at the back door and then you could've guided him to the front. If he slipped it in your ass, then he's not a virgin. You got scammed.
sadblufly 18
If you've masturbated before you actually had sex with him, you should tell him what you like and help him around. If he was also a virgin or pretty inexperienced he might not know his way around your lady bits
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Comments (77)
Ddudug 7
Are YOU sure you know which is which?
itsjulia16 4
It doesn't matter if they were both virgins at the time. If she is the virgin I'm guessing they did missionary and if so there is nooo way he just "slipped in"...but even regardless of position and his experience, everyone knows the difference between the hole of the ****** and hole of the anus...and even if he did in fact accidentally brushed against it it wouldn't just "slip in" unless it was lubricated in some way which I'm guessing it wasn't since she was not expecting it. So he clearly just pushed himself in her without going slowly which as a virgin in any sense you don't dooooo!!!! Like wtf, you would have to go slow to even have regular sex even if you are a virgin. He obv didn't go slow and just went for the ass even tho he didn't get her consent...literally scum right here I can't event...
BlueJuly 3
He "slipped" in your (virgin?) ass? That sounds like something made up by a 13 year old boy who just heard of anal sex for the first time...
YouDoDeserveIt 4
And just like that i now have a new hero.
shannon2348 14
How could you not be aware that you married an idiot? Surely you to messed around a bit or atleast discussed sex.
wrenavery90 12
he lied.
ic2drops 10
Very nice