Today, I lost my virginity. We'd both waited until marriage, so I thought it'd be nice and romantic. Nope. He slipped it into my ass and claimed he didn't know which hole was the right one. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I lost my virginity. In the middle of it, he just gave up and said he wasn't in the mood anymore. Then I had to listen about his past failed relationships for over an hour. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered, "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. Afterwards, he told me that he was only doing this because he wanted to know if he still truly loves his girlfriend. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. During the act, he looked deep in to my eyes before whispering, "Up the arse next time?" FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It hurt like hell, was over in less than a minute, and he tried to reuse the condom for a second round. FML
Today, I married a wonderful man. Even though both of us were no longer virgins, we decided to wait until marriage to sleep together. He just told me I was the worst he's ever had. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided it was time to lose our virginity. After our clothes were removed, we spent 30 minutes trying to figure out how to actually have sex, and eventually gave up. FML
Today, I decided it was time to lose my virginity to my boyfriend. After about ten minutes he started going faster and his stomach was slapping against mine. It was making a weird sound so I started laughing. Apparently that wasn't sexy and he went soft. My first time and we didn't even finish. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML
Today, I gave my virginity to my boyfriend. All I got in return was rug burn and an infection. FML
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Globrorey 3
Yeah if he slipped it in your ass he knew what he was doing. Secondly you can't just "slip it" in the ass without proper lube anyway. You should've felt him knocking at the back door and then you could've guided him to the front. If he slipped it in your ass, then he's not a virgin. You got scammed.
sadblufly 18
If you've masturbated before you actually had sex with him, you should tell him what you like and help him around. If he was also a virgin or pretty inexperienced he might not know his way around your lady bits
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Comments (77)
kharwood1208 14
bwaaaaaa!
facehit 4
hey if you do it just right anal is amazing
dragonrider1959 18
Either he was doing it on purpose, or those abstinence only sex Ed courses are really taking their toll
GuyGuyson 7
It's hard to tell if it really was an accident without knowing the position
TheNewGuy03 29
Ladies and gentlemen, this is why you *don't* wait until marriage to have sex. But ... everyone's choices.
Denny1988 19
hey!!! you lost 2 Virginities in one night, well done
DanielleinDC 34
I don't want to sound bitchy or like I'm piling on, but this whole waiting until marriage is anything but romantic. The first time is never easy, as I'm sure you've just figured out. And waiting until sex to have marriage is like buying a car without taking it for a test drive. This is also what a lack of comprehensive sex education gets you. Now, I don't know if he was lying or is an absolutely clueless idiot, but you both need to figure out what you're doing.
rks01 13
idk why so many people have voted for "you deserved it", like, damn
Ya_I_said_it 6
It can only get better :) just maje sure you are never too proud to take critisism or shy to maje requests.
stuckniraq2003 3
Haha. The old bait n switch.