zuut
Australia
Today, I logged on to Facebook for the first time in nine days. No new notifications. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Facebook
United States
Poked
Today, I logged into Facebook for the first time in a month. I had only 3 new notifications, that were to tell me that the poker application I used on there "missed me" and wanted to give me 10,000 free chips. My poker app talks to me more than my friends. FML
Kaya Marley Ramsey
Dopamine
Today, Facebook stopped working and I realized how emotionally dependent I am on social media. FML
No.Life.
United States
Nice try
Today, I decided not to go on Facebook so people would actually think that I have a life. FML
supercharged
Sherwood Park, Canada
Today, I came back from a week-long vacation where I had no internet whatsoever. I turned on my phone to get notifications, hoping to see a message or two that I'd missed while gone. There was 1 notification, telling me how many FMLs were posted while I was away. FML
Anonymous
United States
Get a life
Today, I spent an hour deleting 70 of my status posts from the past week so I don't look so addicted to Facebook. Damn, I need a life. FML
NoLife
United States
Today, I purposely went offline on Facebook chat, just so people would think I actually have a life. FML
Noname
United States
Today, I got on Facebook and realized the only two friend requests I've had in 2 months are both from my parents. FML
Ryan McArdle
What did I do?
Today, I tried to log into Instagram for the first time in 2 days. They deactivated my account for violating their guidelines. I haven't posted a picture or made a comment in months. FML
unlovedfatty
United States
Today, I reactivated my Facebook account, having not used it for three months. My "friends" didn't realize this. According to their recent status updates, I'm disgustingly fat, have a hook nose, and I'm secretly hated. FML
Needsanewjob
United States
Today, I guess I accidentally left Facebook open on my work computer while I went to the bathroom, because my boss updated my status to "Unemployed." FML
Top comments
your_face 15
It's pathetic that you need FB action to feel good about yourself.
tishytot 0
My power has been out for over 2 weeks because of an ice storm. I have no new notifications on Facebook. I have nothing on Myspace. Nothing on Twitter, or any other website I use. **** your life? **** my life.
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Comments (93)
bassfisher100 23
well maybe you're like me and a lot of other people and don't really use facebook, I hardly ever update anything on mine.
ccameron12 21
That's sad that that's an fml for you
JustSomeBroad 24
Some of the ancient FMLs are just precious.
EwahWeeWah 21
Woopty... frickin.... doo....
hydronoxx 11
I know the feeling. Might as well delete your facebook lol