zuut
Australia
Today, I logged on to Facebook for the first time in nine days. No new notifications. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Facebook
United States
Poked
Today, I logged into Facebook for the first time in a month. I had only 3 new notifications, that were to tell me that the poker application I used on there "missed me" and wanted to give me 10,000 free chips. My poker app talks to me more than my friends. FML
Kaya Marley Ramsey
Dopamine
Today, Facebook stopped working and I realized how emotionally dependent I am on social media. FML
No.Life.
United States
Nice try
Today, I decided not to go on Facebook so people would actually think that I have a life. FML
supercharged
Sherwood Park, Canada
Today, I came back from a week-long vacation where I had no internet whatsoever. I turned on my phone to get notifications, hoping to see a message or two that I'd missed while gone. There was 1 notification, telling me how many FMLs were posted while I was away. FML
Anonymous
United States
Get a life
Today, I spent an hour deleting 70 of my status posts from the past week so I don't look so addicted to Facebook. Damn, I need a life. FML
NoLife
United States
Today, I purposely went offline on Facebook chat, just so people would think I actually have a life. FML
Noname
United States
Today, I got on Facebook and realized the only two friend requests I've had in 2 months are both from my parents. FML
Ryan McArdle
What did I do?
Today, I tried to log into Instagram for the first time in 2 days. They deactivated my account for violating their guidelines. I haven't posted a picture or made a comment in months. FML
unlovedfatty
United States
Today, I reactivated my Facebook account, having not used it for three months. My "friends" didn't realize this. According to their recent status updates, I'm disgustingly fat, have a hook nose, and I'm secretly hated. FML
Needsanewjob
United States
Today, I guess I accidentally left Facebook open on my work computer while I went to the bathroom, because my boss updated my status to "Unemployed." FML
Top comments
your_face 15
It's pathetic that you need FB action to feel good about yourself.
tishytot 0
My power has been out for over 2 weeks because of an ice storm. I have no new notifications on Facebook. I have nothing on Myspace. Nothing on Twitter, or any other website I use. **** your life? **** my life.
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Comments (93)
bigbangvip1 7
so??????????????????????????????????????
Beva_fml 15
Am I supposed to feel sorry for you now?
BlackButlerFan 20
That sucks. I went on FB after 2 hours and had 120 notifications
madame_malfoy 4
...so? I don't understand the FML...?
wolfstalker213 14
I havent gone on facebook in 7-9 months. Not a single notification. Not. One.
dearmeh 10
At least it wasn't a year with 1 notification...
Cass_x 22
My life in a nutshell.
Chaos72 15
It's just Facebook, what does it matter?
Solano2580 24
And? Does this cause your whole life to get worse? No, does it make you an asshole to everyone you know? No, stop wasting our time
evanawesome123 11
I haven't logged in in one year and no new notifications