joser6969
United States
Today, I locked myself out of my own shop. And I'm a locksmith. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Pune, India
Send help!
Today, I've managed to lock myself in my own bedroom. It won't open no matter what I do. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after closing down the gas station I work at, I went to unlock the door to the building. Turned out the lock broke and I was locked inside until my boss could get there to let me out. FML
jackjona
Sioux Falls, United States
Today, I closed the store on my own for the first time. As I was locking the front door, the key broke. Now half the key is stuck and the door is still unlocked. I have to stay until we open in the morning and I'm not getting paid for it. FML
Ugh
Washington, United States
Locked in
Today, I locked myself out of my apartment. I've just realized that I could have spent $30 on an Uber or Lyft to my parents' place to grab the other set of keys instead of calling a locksmith and paying $280 for him to drill a hole through my doorknob, rendering all my keys useless. FML
TheComputerGuy96
Italy
Today, I was locked out of my house. After hours of trying to break the door, I found out I accidentally left a window open. The door, however, still needs to be replaced. FML
ohhhemmgee
Reno, United States
Confused
Today, I locked myself out of the house I was house-sitting. An hour later, and my fifth attempt at climbing the fence, I figured I'd try the door one more time. Turns out I was turning the handle the wrong way and the door wasn't locked in the first place. FML
Anonymous
Royersford, United States
Today, I got locked out of my house. After trying unsuccessfully to jimmy the lock, I managed to climb in through the kitchen window. I soon found out I had an effect on the door after all; it won't open at all any more, even with the right key. FML
ItWasHotAsBalls
Today, my mom was out of the house, so I decided to make her a gift. I went into the garage for supplies and somehow ended up locking myself in for the next 2 hours. Not only that, but I cut my hand with the rusty paperclip I used to try to pick the lock. FML
artmfanforever
United States
Today, I locked myself out of my car. While walking home to retrieve the spare, I realized I locked my house keys inside the house this morning. Now I must decide whether to break into my house or car. FML
seththing
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
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thrAsHeRr9081 16
Oh, the irony.
kleider1 9
Call a locksmith? FYL
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Comments (183)
Ikickmidgets 11
what a bunch of Crap. if you're a business owner and lock yourself out, you're not the organized. time to self evaluate your position
luvbug21 6
(sarcastic voice)What no keys? Baha
LennyComa 39
Did you call a locksmith...that would of been some good marketing for them
BellaMarta 19
Oh, the irony!
1JDub 6
Call a locksmith...after he lets you in, just say you wanted to check the competition out....easy fix
tedyesca 0
lol... sad.
JediScum 1
Worst. Locksmith. Ever.
lolitroll_fml 0
Owned!
XTheDesertSongX 17
Don't start sentences with "And." "And I'm a blacksmith" is a fragment. I can see why you're a blacksmith now.
XTheDesertSongX 17
I meant to say "locksmith."
puppydog 12
It is not always incorrect to start a sentence with "And". Maybe you should learn how to use the right words before you start correcting other people's grammar. I can see why you're an idiot now.
catzXC18 0
Agreed with #115. Take a few English classes, then come back and reevaluate.
bubo_fml 11
The irony of feeling naked because you don't have your tool...