joser6969
United States
Today, I locked myself out of my own shop. And I'm a locksmith. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Pune, India
Send help!
Today, I've managed to lock myself in my own bedroom. It won't open no matter what I do. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after closing down the gas station I work at, I went to unlock the door to the building. Turned out the lock broke and I was locked inside until my boss could get there to let me out. FML
jackjona
Sioux Falls, United States
Today, I closed the store on my own for the first time. As I was locking the front door, the key broke. Now half the key is stuck and the door is still unlocked. I have to stay until we open in the morning and I'm not getting paid for it. FML
Ugh
Washington, United States
Locked in
Today, I locked myself out of my apartment. I've just realized that I could have spent $30 on an Uber or Lyft to my parents' place to grab the other set of keys instead of calling a locksmith and paying $280 for him to drill a hole through my doorknob, rendering all my keys useless. FML
TheComputerGuy96
Italy
Today, I was locked out of my house. After hours of trying to break the door, I found out I accidentally left a window open. The door, however, still needs to be replaced. FML
ohhhemmgee
Reno, United States
Confused
Today, I locked myself out of the house I was house-sitting. An hour later, and my fifth attempt at climbing the fence, I figured I'd try the door one more time. Turns out I was turning the handle the wrong way and the door wasn't locked in the first place. FML
Anonymous
Royersford, United States
Today, I got locked out of my house. After trying unsuccessfully to jimmy the lock, I managed to climb in through the kitchen window. I soon found out I had an effect on the door after all; it won't open at all any more, even with the right key. FML
ItWasHotAsBalls
Today, my mom was out of the house, so I decided to make her a gift. I went into the garage for supplies and somehow ended up locking myself in for the next 2 hours. Not only that, but I cut my hand with the rusty paperclip I used to try to pick the lock. FML
artmfanforever
United States
Today, I locked myself out of my car. While walking home to retrieve the spare, I realized I locked my house keys inside the house this morning. Now I must decide whether to break into my house or car. FML
seththing
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
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thrAsHeRr9081 16
Oh, the irony.
kleider1 9
Call a locksmith? FYL
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Comments (183)
killerkiss92 8
*facepalm* do what you do best... Unless you're bad at it, then call another locksmith sure they may laugh but hold your head high!!
Enslaved 38
Locking yourself out is not the problem. You not knowing how to get back in????
perdix 31
Actually, he's in a bit of a "pick"-le. If he can pick his way back into his shop, he installs shitty locks; but if he can't, he's a shitty lock-picker. He can't really win.
Battle765 4
I once had a locksmith lock him self out of his van while getting my info. So he could get my keys out of my car. When his boss showed up his life did suck lol.
MLSFR 5
You should call a locksmith
deviable 9
Well then, start locksmithing that lock! You can do it!
usmcUSA 0
Your a damn locksmith open your door it's your job!!
mserrato 8
That can't be good for business
theevilduchess 12
So go back to the oldest tradition of locksmithing... Bust out a window. It is better to support your local window repair business than to allow the ridicule of other locksmiths. Have some pride, man!
HeyImPayton 0
Sometimes irony is a bitch.
Hairnomore 7
It's simple, Kill the Batman.
jaredofmo 22
Best. FML. Ever.